Good Morning from OYIT

By Maddie 

Good morning! Maddie here. It's been awhile since I've written a good morning post and for that I apologize. I'll never leave you again. In fact, I will be wishing you a good morning every Monday for the next three years.

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Today is December 21, 2009. As you all know, the Mayan calender ends on December 21, 2012. As scientists and logic have proven, this means we have exactly three more years to live, assuming you aren't killed in a car crash or by an Obama death panel before then.

Bucket List (like the movie!!!!)
What are you going to do with your final years? Travel the globe? Tell your One True Love how you really feel? Have sex in an airplane? Finally get the guts to go through with that school shooting? Let me know in the comment section.

Remember to Breathe

I've seen a lot of fucked up things in my life, including at least 137 episodes of "48 Hours Mystery," R Kelly's sex tape, and Maid in Manhattan, but nothing holds a candle to "EiEi Yoga" with Max Thomas. This dude's bucket list would be more offensive than season 9 of "Roseanne."

Sorry (or your welcome?) this post is a little short--I've been obsessively completing my very own bucket list and don't have much spare time. I hope you all have a good morning and a great day. I know I will. I'm doing #94 on my list. I won't give it away, but it involves a can of green paint, season 2 of "Rock of Love," and a machete.

5 comments:

  1. #94 - Maddie killed Brittany Murphy:

    From The L.A. Times:

    "Brittany Murphy was found hacked do death in her Hollywood apartment. Police say she was doused in green paint and wearing an over-sized clock necklace."

    Coincidence?

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  2. Thank you for all of the future nightmares based on that horrific snuff video you posted.

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  3. I can't post my bucket list in the comment section of a post~!

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  4. GREAT morning is more LIke it

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  5. no, you're welcome!

    1. become a rock star
    2. be a teacher
    3. run for president on the "Colonize Mars" ticket.

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