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One Year In Texas Talk 7-21-10

By Nate 



One Year In Texas Talk is an answering machine we have set up to our OYIT hotline. Please call in and leave an anonymous message. If we deem it worthy, it will show up in this weekly piece. Tell us what's on your mind. It doesn't even have to pertain to the website!

Keep eyes on the road

This is in regard to June 23rd post about texting. What an idiot you are is exactly what I am trying to tell you. Keep your eyes on the road and pay attention. Don't be texting when you are driving. I don't care if you wear your seatbelt or smoke in your car. That's your business. When you text and drive, it is my business because people can't do the more of the same thing at one time, it seems like. I don't really care if you talk on your phone, but I don't really think you ought to because you are not paying attention to what you;re doing on the road anyway. I think you ought to stop texting and learn how to drive and then you can keep your nose in your own business also instead of almost running over people.

Doing the right thing, vote out the burgers

While out President stands beholden to the labor unions that are preventing foreign countries from bringing in the skimming equipment necessary to help clean up the disaster in the Gulf, one has to ask themselves, just how beholden should a president be to labor union when it stops him from doing the right thing for the American people instead of driving an agenda, which for 50 percent of his speech this evening, that is all he was trying to do. He is truly following his advisors in the White House which is "Let no disaster go unused." My goodness gracious, America is going to suffer financially from the lack of oil with a 6 months shut down from 20 percent of our oil. Figure what that is going to do to the price of fuel here in America, just before winter. Yeah, he is a wonderful person when he can't bring in the equipment necessary to clean up the mess, that he, in my book, is making by doing so, Yes, people, we have a chance to clean up this mess and it is going to happen this November when we vote these burgers out.

Freedom costs... a Jeep Cherokee Sport

Surprise, surprise, June 17, 2010, a new PEW report shows little change in the Muslim world's view of the United States. Anybody surprised? Your children are going to have a better life than you had. They, the Muslims, have black gold and you have freedom because you have a Jeep Cherokee Sport. Yes, Jeep Cherokee Sports bring you freedom. Thank you.

Don't trust life to strangers

Well, it happened again yesterday, right in front of the American Furniture Store, another idiot trusted their life to total strangers and the lives of their loved ones. You cannot pull all the traffic lanes out of the American Furniture Stores driveway and then pull across and go south on the highway when there is traffic moving. I don't care whether the big truck stopped for you and waved you across. Guess what? After you got hit when you pulled out, that truck just took off. They didn't stay and fill out the police report ans say, oh, "I feel so bad. I waved you on." Do not trust your lives to total strangers, who by the way has a truck higher than the little black car that hit you. They couldn't see that car. It was in their blind spot, too. The main thing is, the light had turned green. All traffic on the highway should have been going forward, but oh, no, somebody felt sorry for you, and now, who is feeling sorry for who? You have two wrecked vehicles. I am sure your insurance company is screaming, and now you have a ticket, I am positive. Please, do not ever, ever again pull across moving traffic lanes like that. You have no place to go that is so important that it is worth the lives of your family, the personal destruction of property, and what if the person who hit you was killed? Where did you have to go that was worth another human's life? I doubt that you can answer that question. Thank you.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E: I don't owe her nothing

Me and my wife are getting a divorce and I am wanting to let everybody know that I don't owe no bills to her and I don't owe anything to her and I wish she would hurry up and start what she needs to do and I want to put this in the news sometime this week if I can and I don't owe her nothing and I am wanting the divorce.

One Year In Texas Talk 6-23-10

By Nate 



One Year In Texas Talk is an answering machine we have set up to our OYIT hotline. Please call in and leave an anonymous message. If we deem it worthy, it will show up in this weekly piece. Tell us what's on your mind. It doesn't even have to pertain to the website!

Vuvuzelas need to buzz off!

Hi, yeah, Texas Talk? I'm concerned about the vuvuzela things that them African people are blowing during the world cup. Now this aint about what you think. Sure they're a bother, but that's not my complaint. If you were a St. Louis Cardinal's fan during the 2005 National Championship when they played the Houston Astros you already know how annoying the bee buzzing sound can be. No, I'm more concerned about bee swarm awareness and readiness. See, I'm a bee farmer. Now when I hear a swarm of bees coming at me -- first I thank God that the bees are coming back and not disappearing -- then I run for the nearest bee suit. I know what an angry swarm of bees sound like! But after this world cup, what if a swarm of angry bees attacks a kid's league soccer game? All them soccer moms are going to look around excited to see what cheer squad soccer mom brought a mess vuvuzelas for their team only to watch in terror as her son or daughter's team and the people in the stands are attacked by bees! We need to ban these things pronto!

Does this answer your question?

Hey, d'y'all print cuss words? If'n ya do, then FUCK! hehehehehehe

Listen up, machos: stop running over turtles!

I know that I should not be the only person who is sick and tired of seeing dead turtles on the highways where these machos think they have to run over them. First of all, the turtles pull themselves back into their shells as soon as the road vibrates and there is nothing slower than something that stops, yet you still have to run over them. If this makes you feel macho, I fell sorry how your life must be. This is pathetic. It is a poor, defenseless creature. Do you know how long it takes to get to the size of one that you are killing? And I know I am not the only one, and yes, this really aggravates me. This is plain inhuman. Thank you.

No, that was Ralph Nader, and I think you actually want anarchy.

Yes, this in reference to Stop Texting and Driving. How in the world do they know that I am texting if they are paying attention to their own driving? That is the scary part. How about you pay attention to what you are doing and not what someone else is doing, and you want to talk about people talking on cell phones, you are probably one who wanted them to make us wear seat belts. Now because of you, we have to wear seat belts. And you probably will want me to stop smoking in my car next. I think we live in a democracy, not an anarchy, so get your nose out of everybody's business, keep your eyes on the road, and pay attention to what you are doing and not what someone else is doing. Thank you. Also, I will be texting when I want to.

Is that last sentence a racial slur or a death threat?

The disaster in the Gulf is bad enough with just the oil leak, but now that BP and our government has decided to burn the oil, it is sad enough with the leak, now they intend to pollute the atmosphere and spread the disaster in a global fashion. What are these idiots thinking? The atmosphere circulates the whole globe. That has been proven when sand from the Sierra and dust from China coming to America, South America, Canada, you see where I am going with this. What kind of rank amateurs are deciding what to do in the Gulf? Plug the leak and get somebody down there that knows how to clean the mess up. President Obama, you are just as burned as that post hole is going to be.