Showing posts with label stephen. Show all posts
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Good Morning Operation Iraqi Freedom

By Stephen 

Last week marked the end of U.S. combat operations in Iraq AKA Operation Iraqi Freedom. Finally! What better way to commemorate this occasion than a retrospective?

Mission Accomplished

"Just kidding, ya'll"

Less than 3 months after the beginning of the U.S. invasion, President Bush announced the end of major combat operations in Iraq. Immediately hence, Iraq became a bloody cornucopia of sectarian violence and a military & political quagmire. Now that our war there has actually come to an end, most would call Bush's proclamation of "Mission Accomplished" premature. I like to think of it as prophetic.

Where Are They Now: Ahmed Chalabi



Who remembers this guy?! He's the one who "fooled" people like war criminal Paul Wolfowitz and NY Times journalist Judith Miller into believing Saddam had WMDs en masse. After the invasion, Chalabi's intelligence was proven to be entirely fabricated. Over the past seven years, he's been mired in a plethora of scandals, mostly involving SOP bureaucratic corruption but sometimes murder! Where is he now? According to Wikipedia "Chalabi had been placed in charge of "deBaathification" —the removal of senior office holders judged to have been close supporters of the deposed Saddam Hussein. The role had fallen into disuse but in early 2010 Chalabi was accused of reviving this dormant post to eliminate his political enemies, especially Sunnis. The banning of some 500 candidates prior to the general election of March 7th 2010 at the initiative of Chalabi and his Iraqi National Congress was reported to have badly damaged previously improving relations between Shias and Sunnis." Still up to his old tricks!

Au Revoir, Abu Ghraib

Yes, German Shepherds are scary. But not as scary as having your genitals iced, or being dragged across the floor by a rope tied to your penis, or being sodomized by a baton, or being forced to masturbate and fuck/suck your fellow inmates, or having phosphoric acid poured on you, or being raped, or being bitten by poisonous snakes, or being beaten to death. All of which happened at Abu Ghraib. However, judging from polls, public discourse, and popular indignance, these atrocities are less repulsive than the looming prospect of Park51.

I would have posted more, but reading about Abu Ghraib kind of depressed me. It's time to move on... to Afghanistan! Have a great day.

One Week in Entertainment

By Glenn and Stephen 

So much has happened in entertainment this week we needed two people to cover the "news." Think of Stephen and I as akin to other popular Hollywood duos: Cagney & Lacey, Turner & Hooch, Phil and Brynn Hartman, etc.

Jessica Simpson describes her "therapy" to People this week. I'm not sure why "therapy" needs to be in quotes, but it was in the original story - probably some sort of overture to the cult of Scientology. In the article she said: "But at this point, nothing else can be said about me that could be worse than I have already read." Let's see if we can't prove her wrong.

Wyclef Jean and Sean Penn exchanged heated words about the former's decision to run for President. Penn said that he hasn't seen Wyclef while he's been in Haiti doing relief work and Wyclef said that the charity he created years ago is the reason people like Penn can even travel there. It's hard to take sides in this debate because it isn't one. Penn was thrown off the ballot himself, so this is probably just sour grapes. Sean Penn will be the new Haitian Lyndon LaRouche.

Lollapalooza is this weekend. The biggest dilemma young people and hipsters went through was whether to see the Strokes or Lady Gaga. Personally I don't see why one would forgo our generation's Led Zeppelin to see our generation's Madonna. The Strokes are on their way BACK into our lives, and let's show them some appreciation.

A company has released the "Max Headroom" television series on DVD. It aired on ABC from 1987-1988, which was before most of our readership was born. There's no real way to explain what the show is like - partially because I've never seen it and partially because it makes Twin Peaks look like Friends. But it's definitely worth checking out.

Mary Hart is leaving "Entertainment Tonight," the entertainment and world politics talk show that has been on the air for decades. She said she has things she wants to do with her life and she needs to move on to start doing them. A lesson for all of us: if you waste your life, you will wake up one day and realize you need to stop hosting an entertainment television show.

John Aylesworth, who created the show Hee-Haw, died this week at age 81. If he were still alive today, he would running for governor of Tennessee and saying absolutely outrageous shit about Jews and traffic tickets.