By Jake

Oh shit, this is a hurried morning. We better just sit down real quick for breakfast (1 egg, piece of whole grain toast and honeydew melon). Here's a few videos that will make your already off day somewhat bearable.

This picture almost makes you think that I live by nature, which is just simply not true. Mostly, I live by gas stations, fast food restaurants and copy shops. It's a nice place to live if you need some duplicates.

I just found out that the "playlist" feature on Youtube is not running tonight due to maintenance. In light of that, I have to think of videos to show you. Here is my favorite scene from the smash hit 80s teen comedy Can't Buy me Love starring Patrick Dempsey as a nerd who attempts to buy love, in vain.

I hope that when you buy these sonogram cufflinks you are immediately imprisoned. The kind of person who would wear these would have to be seriously deranged. Buy them here.

I'm posting this for two reasons: 1) I didn't know the Mekons actually made music videos and 2) I feel like a music video is expected from me and I don't want to let anybody down. This song also fucking rules. It's a good way to relax and rock out at the same time. It's going to set the mood for your entire day whether you listen to it or not.

Have a great day.


  1. I have a tattoo of M.I.A.'s sonogram on my bicep (or where a bicep would be were I to have one).

    G'Day Make!

  2. BTW, I just now realized that Ingrid is the human lightbulb (which is one of the best blog nommes de guerre I have heard.) So thanks Ingrid for liking my foppish story that one time a week ago or so.

  3. yay the mekons!! i love that song. also, is this written by jake or make?

  4. Haha! Oops. I was in such a hurry I spelled my name wrong!

  5. damn straight this is me! you're welcome for liking your post, bub. i couldn't help it; i genuinely loled. funny guy.

    it's nice to meet you, make! i'm glad i am no longer the newest writer on this site. i will have to give you the special OYIT hazing that i got when i first posted.

    what sort of sicko would think of making sonogram cufflinks??!?! that's almost as gross as how they used to take pictures of children who had died in the old days so they could remember what they looked like.


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