Top 'o the Morning 2 U

By Jake

Hi there. I have to address the lack of debate this week. Sadly we didn't get it out at the usual time because Glenn is busy because he's moving to North Dakota for some reason. I'd rather die than even look across the border at ND. Now that we've got that out of the way, it's time to talk about the morning, which is going to be a pretty hectic one for you.



Today's picture comes from my trip to Macomb last weekend. I probably took this from the car. I couldn't say for sure, though.


Liars are an awesome band that change their sound every album. This song is from their best album, and it's probably their best song. I sort of wish they would have stuck to this sound instead of getting all electronic, then coming back to this sound when I was disinterested.


Since your parents won't help you when you're being molested, there's only one person you can turn to for advice: Sonic the Hedgehog. I say he's a person because he can talk and is voiced by Urkel. You can't get more human than that!


This is probably the best music video and the best song ever made. Usually songs made for movies about that movie are horrible, but not when MC Hammer is in control. Vanilla Ice's song for Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is horrible, especially when compared to this one. In the opening you might be afraid because Hammer is about to be beheaded, but don't worry, he manages to escape using one of his patented techniques: disappearing!

12 comments:

  1. if there's one thing i've always said, it's that your parents will not help you when you're being molested.

    and look at that new "best of..." section. very snazzy jake!

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  2. Mc Hammer is the worst white rapper ever.

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  3. Ha! While I laugh at that statement, Gary, I disagree. Those emo jerks from Atmosphere are way worse.

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  5. No Atmosphere are the worst rappers in general...not just white.

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  6. You should debate Glenn on reasons why he should not move to North Dakota and fill his head with self-doubt... even though nobody really cares where he lives.

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  7. Heather, that IS what we were going to debate.

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  8. Really??! Well, too bad I've entirely lost any interest in this subject already.

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  9. Yeah, there's probably going to be no debate this week since we have articles planned for the rest of the week except the weekend. Oh well! North Dakota sucks, end of debate.

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  10. Counter: Glenn sucks more than North/South (is there another one?) combined!!

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  11. I don't really know how to do this debate stuff.

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