Good Morning (It's Almost Christmas Edition)

By Jake 



We're only a few short days away from Christmas. Hopefully you have all your presents bought for your children, parents, siblings and the suicidal mailman. I admit that I haven't and will probably be heading out to pick some presents up later today.

Keeping with the Christmas theme, especially because it's snowing really hard right now, I present to you some Christmas videos:







Whoa, that was weird how every video is Ernest. I assure you that was a complete coincidence. Why would anybody purposefully post a handful of Ernest videos, mostly having to do with Christmas, on a website in the morning? It doesn't really add up, does it?

Hopefully the Ernest videos didn't ruin your morning, day or life. If they did I apologize from the bottom of my heart. Furthermore, I apologize to any non-Christians and to those that aren't Christmas enthusiasts (such as myself) that I may have offended with this Ernest-loaded Christmas edition of the Good Morning article.

6 comments:

  1. Ernest ruined my Christmas! Luckily I've got a spare

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  2. I'm glad Lily is commenting, but I hate Christmas. Quit shoving it down my throat Bill O'Reilly!

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  3. I've never seen any of the Ernesteses.

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  4. Maddie, I am equally shocked when I find someone who is not a Jim Varney enthusiast.

    He died of smoking cancer.

    RIP.

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  5. CHECK UR LOCAL NEWSPAPER FOR SHOWTIMES????

    HOGAN'S HEROES AD????

    i miss him so much.

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  6. if ernest ruined your morning you are heartless. BIG UPS VARNEY!

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