Is ICP's Latest Video "Miracles" a Hit or a Miss?

By Jake 



What might be most shocking about this video is ICP has children. This is a big development in the world of Juggalos (although a true Juggalo probably already knew they had kids and named their own children accordingly). What do you think their names are? Fatty Big Balls or something similar to that most likely.

Why is ICP so confused about how magnets work? They're rich and probably have the internet, why don't they just Google "How do magnets work?" I'm having a hard time putting myself into Shaggy 2 Dope's or Violent J's clown shoes.

The other major part of the song is the all-too-brief story Violent J tells about having visiting Frisco Bay. While on this trip a pelican stole his cellular telephone. I wish he would have made a whole song about that.

This song is meant to be inspirational. Any long-time ICP fan can tell you that they almost always close an album with a Christian-friendly song, although they're often laced with profanities. Many Juggalo posers were upset when The Wraith contained a song about how the Dark Carnival was somehow God. If ICP being Christian is your biggest problem with ICP then you should draw a warm bath, get in it and run a razor blade along the underside of your arm.

9 comments:

  1. Fatty Big Balls. ICP is the rap equivalent of Nickleback: talented, totally inspired by a higher power and perfect.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Magic everywhere in this bitch...

    ReplyDelete
  3. Did I hear that they hate scientists? Are they global warming deniers? ICP just hit a new level of idiocy.

    ReplyDelete
  4. LOL, SNL did a good parody of this actually: http://www.hulu.com/collections/429/143249

    ReplyDelete
  5. SNL has been dick riding me for far too long. Parody is the lowest form of humor (besides ventriloquism).

    ReplyDelete
  6. I just watched that SNL skit. Holy shit was it bad. It's just driving ICP's own joke into the ground.

    ReplyDelete
  7. i'm going to have to wait to comment on this until i can watch videos. stay tuned.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I was very surprised to see Jay-Z cover this at Coachella.

    ReplyDelete
  9. i'm back for my much awaited comment. the only thing good about that SNL clip is jason sudeikis' facial hair.

    ReplyDelete

no more comments from spam bots. fuck off.

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.