One Week In-tertainment (5-08-10)

By Jake 

Another big week of boring celebrity gossip and studios forking over hundreds of millions of dollars to remake the movies we watched in the 1980s-- in 3D!

Sandra Bullock plans to make movies still according to, the most reliable source in flaccid journalism.

Brad Bird (Ratatouille, Up, The Incredibles) is going to direct Mission Impossible 4.

Did you know there's going to be a new game show that has Muppets on it and is hosted by Larry Miller? It's called Heaven.

Somebody actually married Seth Green.

Bam Bam Bigelow's WrestleMania XI opponent Lawrence Taylor has been charged with the rape of a 15 year old girl.

Chely Wright, a country muscian, can now also add lesbian to her resume.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are not getting divorced.

I fucking hate Jim Carrey.

Drugs didn't cause Corey Haims death. Now that we have the proof that they're harmless, I think it's time to legalize drugs.

Erin Andrews and Elizabeth Hasselbeck had a fight about something. I don't really know who they are besides that Hasselbeck is on The View with Whoopi Goldberg.'s Article of the Week
Jessica Simpson: I Want to Be Michelle Obama


  1. Informative and stimulating as usual. So...did Jennifer Aniston die or something? I mean, obviously not because that would be huge news but her absence from your article made me wonder. Did you two have a fight?

  2. googling the "erin andrews/ elizabeth hasselbeck" fight now. also googling "who is erin andrews."



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