By Bub
Top 5 Things I Saw On My Way To Afternoon Tea In Chicago
1. Segway pizza delivery man.
2. Giant homeless lady in war paint.
3. Young man outfitted in Pelle Pelle using a therapeutic cane as a fashion accessory.
4. Picasso sculpture at the Daley Center decked out in 'Hawks gear.
5. Sweater vested swarthy gentleman wearing pastel plaid tween girl shoes.
Top 5 Least Popular Facebook Applications
1. Methville
2. Invisible Poke
3. Pedophile Wars
4. Visual Trashcan
5. Where I've Cried
Top 5 Baseball Fun Facts
1. The term 'baseball diamond' came not from the shape of the field but from the popular song 'Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes'
2. Batwood is only found on a small island off the coast of Scotland. Due to over-mining baseball bats are predicted to become extinct in 300 years.
3. MLB players automatically get into Mormon heaven which coincidentally is Catholic hell.
4. FDR was rumored to have had prior knowledge of the impending popularity of baseball but chose to do nothing to prevent it in order to draw the US into WWII.
5. Baseball was used to settle trade disputes among the ancient Mayans. The losing team members would have their vestigial tails hacked off with sea shells.
