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Debate: Should Netflix Rent and Stream Snuff Films?

By Glenn and Jake 

Netflix is currently the most popular video on demand service (non-porn). They recently made three "Death Scenes" films available through their Watch Instant service. These “Death Scenes” films are nothing more than compilations of people dying. They are an off-brand “Faces of Death.” This raises the moral question that this debate will try in vain to answer: should Netflix rent out films that depict scenes of real deaths?

Glenn: Yes, of course Netflix should show these movies. Films like I Spit On Your Grave (original), Hostel, Hostel 2, Hostel 3, Land Before Time XXXIV: Littlefoot’s Hostel Adventure and the NIN double VHS “Closure” all feature graphic depictions of violence. We assume the violence is real even though we weren’t present on set. But the point is that it is as traumatizing as seeing a “real” death or “real” corpse. When Dith Pran stumbles on the skeletons of his countrymen in The Killing Fields, it is emotionally devastating even though any Muslim scholar can tell you the Khmer Rouge genocide never happened. Netflix should present all videos containing deaths, real or otherwise, and let their blood-thirsty customer base vote with their mouse clicks.

Jake: Call me old-fashioned, but I do not believe that Netflix should carry snuff films. I do not enjoy watching real footage of murders and therefore nobody should be allowed to watch it. Furthermore, people should not be allowed to ever witness any acts of death, even their own through a mirror. None of the films you listed contain real footage of death, just Hollywood trickery, so I am okay with people watching those, although they are in bad taste and magic is strictly forbidden by my religion--even movie magic. Snuff films supposedly do not exist according to the many articles I read in preparation of this debate. Netflix’s recent Instant Watch releases say otherwise. Shame on you Netflix and shame on you, Glenn, for supporting this moral injustice.

Glenn: This is not moral injustice. If you want a lesson in right or wrong, watch the Death Scenes movies or any movie featuring Charles Bronson killing persons of color. The only thing wrong with Death Scenes (and other snuff type films) are that more people don’t see them, and possibly the picture quality. If watching a close up video of a human vagina pushing out a fetus is okay - and among certain sects of this country, actually encouraged - why is watching the other end of that spectrum so wrong? We are born and later we die, sometimes without having truly experienced life as it was mean to be lived. That life includes watching Death Scenes.

Jake: Here’s my underlying point, of which you perfectly fed into: we should not be watching anything. Everything ever committed to film is disgusting and should be banned by the government. The government is a lot like Netflix in many ways, what with their support of routine, videotaped death and the distribution of those materials. Netflix has made us all victims of our own curiosity. Who can help themselves when they have access to death scenes streaming over the internet in a film series called “Death Scenes”? I can, because I am not a pervert.

Glenn: The government supports distribution of video taped death? That’s just silly. Our President wouldn’t even release the death photos of his friend Osama bin Laden’s corpse and I’ve been scouring file sharing and tape trading sites for years looking for Timothy McVeigh’s execution video with no luck - or at least less luck than he had in 1995. Starting with my first “Kiddie Netflix” account in the early Nineties, I’ve watched movies like Faces of Death and Faces of Foley. They didn’t produce a murderous rage inside of me, wishing for ever more death to satiate my viewing appetite. In fact, I specifically remember condemning both the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995 and the Undertaker’s decision to throw Mick Foley off the top of the Hell in a Cell cage in 1998. All we hear from Jake is silence. This is ironic since, to quote Zack de la Rocha: “Silence can be violent sort of like a slit wrist.” Give me my Death Scenes and let the rest of you interpret Rage Against the Machine’s lyrics.

Jake: I am literally shocked that you took an opportunity to quote a 90s band. I say literally, because while I read it I was trying to plug in my time machine so I could travel back to the 90s and understand what the hell Glenn is trying to accomplish by quoting a rap metal band. To say Glenn’s argument in this debate has run out of steam is an understatement, like saying God is only in a few places (He’s everywhere). Snuff films are gross and feature real acts of violence. It is illegal to commit a murder, so why should it be legal to distribute a videotape of one? They should make toilet paper out of “Death Scenes” instead of toilet paper with President Obama’s face printed on it. You should respect the president of the United States, if you don’t you are like a Snuff filmmaker--an unpatriotic, unsympathetic fat loser with a needle dick. Thank you and goodnight!

A Netflix Nation

By Kaylee

I’ve found myself to be a gloomy person lately. No, not because of nuclear meltdowns, earthquakes, bad economy, etc, but because I have let my subscription to Netflix end.

It was one of those things that I kept a subscription for, but used less and less as the thrill wore off. My first DVDs were like Christmas presents or finding a puppy in my mailbox (sans fur). The fact that I could keep them until my heart’s desire and exchange them for something new whenever I pleased was great. I’m a busy person so it’s easy for me to accumulate late fees at Hastings.

Still haven’t paid those.

Point is, Netflix is wonderful. Most think that it’s great just for  the low monthly price and the movie-renting freedom one acquires when signing up but it goes so much farther than that.Time is like money. Not in the sense that I could be making money with the time that I saved by getting Netflix, but in the sense that it is very precious. If I were a cocaine addict, then time would be like cocaine.

Point is, like my fellow citizens, I am usually crunched for time. And instead of driving to Hastings, I could just pop open that pretty red envelope and watch the Bourne movies on my rare nights off.

So if you’re skeptical, still, about buying a subscription to Netflix, look at it like this: Netflix is $7.99 a month. A gallon of gas is almost $4.00 now. So you not only get unlimited movie-renting freedom with Netflix, you’re also saving yourself another trip to the pump.

It’s been 11 years since the turn on the century; it’s about damn time you get with the program.

Friday Morning Comes So Soon [January 22, 2010]

By Katy 

I have been completely blanking on anything to write this morning, so I opted to skip ahead to my theatrical reviews. As I continued blanking, Courtney came over and gave me a massage and now I feel amazing. I feel amazing and relaxed and still unbelievably blank head-wise. I know you look forward to Friday to find out how I'm doing, what I'm up to, what job I'm being fired from... but this week has been week II of a very ill Katy, and thus, uneventful. However, today I plan on dropping large quantities of LSD, smoking marijuana, experimenting with European absinthe (properly smuggled), consuming three pounds of wings and washing it all down with half a bottle of NyQuil while simultaneously watching repeated video podcasts of Stuff They Don't Want You To Know, so next week should prove more interesting.

Today's Theatrical Releases

  • Extraordinary Measures ("Rated PG for thematic material, language and a mild suggestive moment" - An awesomely direct quote from IMDB)

  • I was a bit excited when I saw Harrison Ford's name on this film. I've been re-watching the original Star Wars trilogy all week and it became apparent the only characters I actually really like are Han and R2-D2, so I was excited to see Ford back in the mix. Then, not a millisecond later, I saw that Brendon Fraser co-stars in this film. Ugh. Going on, Keri Russel plays Fraser's wife! There's something completely unpleasant about this mix of actors, and while I'm sure most of it involves the screen presence of Keri Russel and Brendon Fraser, it only worsened as I read the snorefest plot of this movie.

    Synopsis: I can't imagine how they're going to fit all of this into a film, I'm hoping for several montages (continually playing "Don't Stop Believing" and other Journey montage hits) or some simple scripting to save everyone from the drone of exposition. John (Fraser) and his wife Aileen (Russel) are the proud parents of two children who come down with a deadly disease. The children, that is. He's just made it big in corporate America and other than some tugging need for a success story this has little to do with anything else since the main point is that his children are dying. He teams up with Dr. Robert Stonehill (Ford) an under-appreciated scientist who wants a chance to prove his worth by helping John create a cure for his diseased youngsters. It doesn't seem like much happens in the way of events. It's mostly a dramatic, emotional tale of these two men becoming friends until--OH NOES--something goes terribly wrong between them and it somehow has to do with dying kids. That's all I got.

    Maybe I should start doing album reviews or Family Circus-esque comedy on Friday if this is all Hollywood is going to give me. Please vote on this in the comments.


  • Legion (Rated R for disproving the existence of Heaven)

  • I haven't heard of any of the actors/actresses in this movie which commonly points to A.) an extremely redundant horror movie involving mass government conspiracy schemes resulting in retardation and rape or B.) beloved comic book characters come to life only to disappoint thousands of lifetime fans. I think it's fair to rule out 'B.' It apears to be an original screenplay. We can only hope 'A' doesn't come into play for the sake of cinematic integrity everywhere. Haven't we suffered enough?

    Synopsis: Legion begins with a unhappy chap named God (Michael Richards) who sends his legion of angels to wipe out mankind after the final straw: The Street Bible [excerpt]. A group of humans (oh, I forgot, Dennis Quaid is in this movie, get psyched!!) and, for whatever reason, the archangel Michael take on the entire celestial army to retain their First and Second Amendment rights. Massive death and sadness and stuff ensues.

    I have to admit I'm a sucker for religious and celestial mythology (it's a "recovering Christian" aspect, I imagine) but I highly doubt I'll pay to see this in the theatre. I will however, let some sucker pay to take me to dinner and this movie, and go home early without putting out (or even a peck on the cheek) claiming I have to rethink the nature of my soul. Or, ya know, I'll just Netflix it.

  • Tooth Fairy (Rated PG for completely acceptable sporting game violence and questionable physical "comedy")

  • OH EM GEE. That 'oh em gee' was necessary because I was sure NOTHING could top last weeks release of The Spy Next Door, as far as child-focused entertainment goes, but that's because I thought Dwayne Johnson was finished making movies. I've never been more thrilled to be so wrong.

    Synopsis: Dwayne plays a rough, uncontrollable hockey player, known best by his nickname "The Tooth Fairy," because he beats the life (and mostly teeth) out of his opponents. Since severely injuring other human beings is completely legal and acceptable to our society under the guise of sports, this only brings him glory and honor. But, uh oh, what happens when he tells a little girl the tooth fairy doesn't exist? He becomes the tooth fairy for a week! What?! It's true! And Julie Andrews is his boss! Can you imagine Dwayne "The [former] Rock" Johnson wearing a tutu and fairy wings? You won't have to, you can see it! You'll be in fits of giggles every time he twirls in that tulle.

    Who would ever have imagined that a guy so well known for artistically pulverizing people in the ring, would end up here, making children's movies where he plays characters that pulverize people...in the rink? Hey, it was better than "the tooth hurts."

    Today's Prediction:
    Thousands upon millions of young children will flock to the movie theatre to see Tooth Fairy. Suddenly children everywhere are approaching large, burly men in hopes they'll sprout wings and start carelessly tripping over rollerskates and Tonka trucks while handing out smiles and life lessons. Amber alerts will rise and after viewing Legion, God thinks "Hey, I should have thought of that." Angered by our inability to care for our teeth-less children, God declares war on Earth, but fails. OYIT writes more articles and becomes even more awesome.

    Charles in Charge

    By Glenn

    Netflix has a service now where instead of just obtaining DVDs through the mail, you can watch what would OTHERWISE be DVDs online using your computer. They call this service "Watch Instantly" without a hint of irony.



    When I was in California visiting my sister I had a moment of extreme vulnerability that led me to start watching Charles in Charge. I started with the very first episode of season 1 and didn't stop until I got tired roughly two hours later. There was a VERY funny line in the pilot episode and I've definitely laughed out loud - as an adult - at different parts of the show, but overall I knew that this affair had to end.

    Because Netflix makes future recommendations and immediate character judgments based on what movies/shows you rate highly and what you watch, I started getting a lot of recommendations based on these several episodes of Charles in Charge and it wasn't looking good. Gone were the helpful suggestions of Ghost World, Hotel Rwanda and Land Before Time - replaced with UNhelpful suggestions of Waterworld, Hotel for Dogs and Land Before Time IX. Hotel for Dogs isn't even in theatres yet and already Netflix was telling me I couldn't watch any movies until I saw it.

    So I decide to go to the Charles in Charge DVD page and rate one of the discs 1 star. That means I "Hated It." What a lie. The only things I hate about Charles in Charge is the low quality of the writing, poor acting, and heavy religious imagery of the third season.

    I know I'll never really come to terms with my betrayal of the show, but writing about it helps. It all actually reminds me of the episode where Buddy wants Charles to rate a movie poorly because it will impress the editor of the school newspaper and Charles feels conflicted because he actually liked the movie. It only gets more complicated when Charles finds out that Grandpa Powell absolutely hates the movie but Sarah owns stock in the production company that made it. In the end Charles kills himself instead of reviewing the movie.