By Ingrid
Thank you also for providing us with that footage of the woman re-enacting the bear sighting:
Really, this protester is dead on: When I broke my ribs in that car accident last summer, I didn't want medical treatment -- I wanted to shed my holiday fat! I wanted leafy greens and yoga! When my uncle, a Vietnam vet, started coughing up black phlegm with traces of Agent Orange in it, the first thing he said when he finally caught his breath was: "Fire up the treadmill! What I need is some exercise!"
Maddie, please transmit this urgent message to the proper authorities!
Annoy a liberal: forget the second N in "annoy" and then squeeze it in last minute. Also, wear a fanny pack.
I forget which side this guy was on. The sign reads: "Jesus will bring universal healthcare in 2012!!"
Hmm, that's not what you said to me when I was protesting Iraq. Remember? You drove by and screamed "LOVE IT OR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAVE IT, HIPPIE!!!!" and then threw a Hardee's cup at me.
In other, related news, as I rode my bike through campus today I noticed that the College Republicans in the square were holding a sign that said, "Tired of change?" At least the GOP is finally coming out and admitting that they're a bunch of crotchety old fist-shakers.
Thank you also for providing us with that footage of the woman re-enacting the bear sighting:
Really, this protester is dead on: When I broke my ribs in that car accident last summer, I didn't want medical treatment -- I wanted to shed my holiday fat! I wanted leafy greens and yoga! When my uncle, a Vietnam vet, started coughing up black phlegm with traces of Agent Orange in it, the first thing he said when he finally caught his breath was: "Fire up the treadmill! What I need is some exercise!"
Maddie, please transmit this urgent message to the proper authorities!
Annoy a liberal: forget the second N in "annoy" and then squeeze it in last minute. Also, wear a fanny pack.
I forget which side this guy was on. The sign reads: "Jesus will bring universal healthcare in 2012!!"
Hmm, that's not what you said to me when I was protesting Iraq. Remember? You drove by and screamed "LOVE IT OR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAVE IT, HIPPIE!!!!" and then threw a Hardee's cup at me.
In other, related news, as I rode my bike through campus today I noticed that the College Republicans in the square were holding a sign that said, "Tired of change?" At least the GOP is finally coming out and admitting that they're a bunch of crotchety old fist-shakers.
