In the Beginning, God created Twitter

By Nate

Consider this the preface to future posts relating the Bible through Twitter.

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Alphaandomega: @nothing, let there B lite.

Alphaandomega: this iz good.

Alphaandomega: @dayandnite, let there B space b/n the water & heaven

Alphaandomega: this iz good.

Alphaandomega: @water, flow together in 1 place so land can appear

Alphaandomega: this iz good.

Alphaandomega: @land, grow some trees and have them bear fruit

Alphaandomega: this iz good.

Alphaandomega: @space, let there B @starz, @moon, and @sun

Alphaandomega: this iz good.

Alphaandomega: Day 5, time for animals, @land & @water, make fishes and birds.

Alphaandomega: this iz good.

Alphaandomega: @land, let there B animals and @adam

Alphaandomega: this iz good. Time to turn in 4 the week.

Alphaandomega: @adam, can U find the weed? I wanna get hi 2mrw.

Adam: @Alphaandomega, U put that on N. America, I think

Alphaandomega: @adam, it’s N the Garden of Eden next 2 the Tree of Knowledge

Adam: @Alphaandomega, found it. C U 2mrw.

Alphaandomega: @adam, remember to write this down as “on day 7 God rested.”