Life with Mikey [2-25-09]

By Mikey

Hi guys. Last week was such a huge success that I had a special dinner to celebrate. We had meatloaf (my favorite), green beans and mashed potatoes. It was so good. I wish my wife could cook for all of you.

  • Thought this winter was over! I wouldn't be shocked if we saw a lot more ice.

  • I never really cared for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but I loved Men in Black.

  • I recommend re-reading all the books you loved as a child. If it doesn't move you to tears, I'll throw a BBQ.

  • Is it just me or is it like McDonald's isn't even trying anymore?

  • Steve Kerr in a 3-point shooting contest. It's over. You've lost. Pack your bags.

  • Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't Jim Davis the greatest human being to ever have lived?

  • I need a new funny videos website to visit. Suggestions?

  • Let's see if we can't get Cuba Gooding Jr. another Academy Award. Such grace. Really athletic, too.

  • Sometimes I think about what if I was on death row and about to get a lethal injection, what would I choose as my last meal? I think it would be an Arby-Q and KFC's coleslaw and biscuits. That would be so good.

  • I do not, nor will I ever, understand "road rage."

  • Am I dreaming or is this a toasted Quizno's prime rib sub in front of me?

  • Here we have computers that basically run every part of our lives, and I'm still sitting around on Sunday afternoons licking stamps.

  • I was watching Deadwood the other day. Oh boy, they swear a lot on that show. I wish they could keep it clean.

  • Not sure about Mr. Leno moving to an earlier slot. I'll keep you posted...

  • You know what I am afraid of? Ghosts. They scare the heck out of me.

  • French fries? Keep dreaming! Hand me a plate of curly fries, please.

  • Is it just me, or is work super stressful? I wish nobody had to work and we could just stay home and play Connect Four with our children and wives. That would be the life.

  • I take cold medicine when I get sick even though it weakens my immune system. At least it weakens my immune system less than HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. That would make me a lot more susceptible to future sickness than taking cold medicine.

  • Magic Johnson was a great basketball player on the court, but Larry Bind was even better. I love the city of Boston so maybe I'm biased!

  • Bananas are cheap and delicious. We have a lot of things in common with monkeys and bananas are the one I don't mind admitting. There are worse fruits to eat and worse animals to share things in common with.


  1. Oh Mikey, you are a son of a bitch!

  2. Mikey you are John Marx's generation's John Marx. Bravo!

  3. The only thing this column could use are more ellipses! Superfluous.... gratuitous..... never ending..... over indulging..... ellipses!

    ....wouldn't that be great?

  4. maybe sue rehn could write a guest column?!?!?