Good Mornin from OYIT [March 17, 2009]

By Jake

I'm back once again to wish you a good morning like a early rising Barbara Eden. Today is going to be a pretty good day if you're having weather like I am. It was 70 degrees yesterday and I celebrated by hanging out in my dark, stuffy garage sorting newspapers. Hopefully today will be spent sorting newspaper outside.


First, let me say that I don't really care about looking up the weather. I just deal with it on a day to day basis. Yet, weather is a very important topic that must be dealt with in this article. I don't care about vs. vs. I get my maps from, like this one. It's a map, but it's also a pattern to a new dance. Print this out and learn the dance.

Todays NBA Blooper Reel

Look at them bloopers folks! Instead of coffee I wake up to a blooper reel-- not always NBA. Sometimes it's NHL, even though I don't care all that much for hockey.

Liquid of the Day
Let me tell you a story. Up until several days ago I simply did not give a fuck about honey. Then it hit me like a ton of bees, honey is amazing. Honey isn't just for bunching up oats. I like to put it in my tea. This delicious liquid derived from the nectar of flowers is high in sugar, which is why it tastes so great. That wasn't a great story, but I never promised you greatness.

Good morning and have a great day.


  1. Honey is disappearing with the bees. Pretty soon you'll be able to wake up to a blooper reel of when we had a functioning ecosystem.

  2. It'll be terrible when the bees are gone and there is no honey. I blame all of those made for tv movies about African killer bees.

  3. we could become bee farmers.