Hi Katy [Where's Katy? Edition]

By Katy

Hello adoring fans. Bad news for the masses: no Hi Katy this week. Don't shed tears though friends, it's only for a week. Allow me to explain in the manner to which you are accustomed:


Hi Katy,
Katy, I can't help but notice you're not posting issue XV this week. What gives?
-Your Fans

Hi Fans,
Yes, it's true, we are issue-less this day. I haven't been at my best lately and if there's one thing I believe in it's giving my all when providing advice. I didn't want to throw out a sub-par issue of lackluster advice that could end in the demise of myself or Katy lovers everywhere. A couple of people have mentioned that this article is the only thing that helps them get through the day, to which I say, just anticipate the amazing release of next weeks article, and you'll pull through! Thank you for being the fans you are, and the ones who aren't, you're really gonna miss out on an awesome 15th issue. Have a great week everyone and thank you for understanding!

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4 comments:

  1. MaddieMay 6, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    i am killing myself right now and resurrecting myself next week in time for hi katy.

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  2. GlennMay 6, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    Worst Hi Katy ever! But I hope you feel better next week.

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  3. JakeMay 6, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    I hope you feel better Katy! OYIT without Hi Katy is like Marinara without tomatoes or CHIPs without Erik Estrada.

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  4. kaleenaMay 8, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    damn swine flu - don't let it get you down.

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