By Jake
It's Friday, which means that it's almost the weekend. This is not your regular horrible weekend, this is the weekend where we celebrate America (finally!). I live in Indiana where fireworks are legal. This means that I might end up having less fingers or eyes after Saturday. If I don't then I'll know I didn't celebrate the right way.
I have no idea why these bricks are out there. Maybe they're trash. This is in the "woods" a couple blocks away. By woods, I mean there are several trees close to each other. There's also some train tracks around there, but I haven't seen a train go through there for at least ten years. Still, those are some pretty cool bricks, huh?
Sonic the Hedgehog once again does what our parents failed to successfully do: keep us off liquor. Honestly, this PSA makes me want to have a cold beer. I am a robot according to Sonic. A dumb robot.
I think we can all agree that Charles Manson is a crazy psychopath who should remain in prison forever. Can we also agree that Charles Manson is completely hilarious? Maybe it's just me.
A child dancing to techno music. I bet this kid ends up doing so much e when he grows up. He'll probably have more fun than everybody reading this article combined.
that child is more of an adult than i am
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