um, good morning? july 7 late edition

By Ingrid

What the heck?! Where is this morning's good morning post? I thought something felt a little off, and now I realize this is it -- the absence of OYIT's daily greeting, which I have come to rely upon as much as oxygen, fresh water, and Pert Plus Anti-Dandruff Shampoo and Conditioner.


What do you mean, "insert rest of post here"?! There IS no rest of this post! I'm not even supposed to BE here right now! I'm at work, people! WORKING! Yes, I'm still working out here in AZ...just because I live with hippies on a commune does not necessarily mean that I am one. I also still take showers, though the frequency has decreased noticeably.

So I just stopped by to admonish you for slacking on the good mornings ("you" being a general term to include anyone who has ever written one before [excepting myself since I don't have internet at my house since hippies don't believe in technology unless it is the sort of technology that helps transport them to a DMB concert or bring Jerry back from the dead].)

I feel like I should at least post a video while I'm here. One of my new hippie friends introduced me to Yeasayer (reminds me a lot of Fleet Foxes, who everyone but Jake and Benito Mussolini loves). Then he tried to sleep with me. Everyone here tries to sleep with everyone else, but you'll be happy to know I've remained relatively chaste so far.



Good Morning!

8 comments:

  1. JakeJuly 7, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Thank you, Ingrid. I got drunk last night and decided i didn't give a shit about the GM today.

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  2. JakeJuly 7, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Also, I don't like Fleet Foxes. They're boring to me. I heard them before everybody was j/o'ing to them and didn't like them then and don't like them now.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 7, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    i feel the same way about your favorite musician, r. kelly.

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  4. NateJuly 7, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    i thought the same thing when I checked the site at 1 pm, Ingrid. Jake, you're dead wrong about the Fleet Foxes. DEAD WRONG!!!

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  5. NateJuly 7, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    oh and one more thing, relatively chaste??? in a commune where everyone sleeps with one another? Yeah, ur bangin'

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  6. GlennJuly 7, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    Did Nate just threaten Jake's life?

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  7. AnonymousJuly 7, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    well, yes, "relatively." you don't expect me to stay at the library and research the whole time, do yoU?!?

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  8. JakeJuly 7, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    If Nate wants a fight he's got one!

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