HELLO CLAIM YOR PRIZE (Scam Bait Series Vol. 2)

By Bub
MICROWORD CORPORATIONS,
CUSTOMER SERVICE:
MADRID SPAIN/ESPANA.
APARTADO DE CORREOS
48, 28230 las Rozas,
REFERENCE NO: MSFT-2009-X74-RS
BATCH NO: MSFT-2009- GM-0221

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION.

Welcome to Microword Corporation new year promotions, We are pleased to

REF NO: ROEUSP7775553
BATCH NO: X–8007891324–Z,


YOU HAVE WON

We are pleased to inform you on the release of E-Lotto Internet Promotional Draws Jackpot held in Madrid Spain on the 14th of sept of 2009. Your e-mail address , attached to the ticket number 357–0146744–224, with the serial number 51228-07, drew the lucky numbers of 1-M-M-0-0-M+1-0 which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.

All email addresses entered for these promotional draws were randomly inputted from an internet resource database using the Synchronized Random Selection System (SRSS).

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of Ђ1,500,000.00 (ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS) in cash credited to your file with the REF.NO:ROEUSP7775553 AND BATCH.NO: X–8007891324–Z, to be paid through BANK TRANSFER or CHEQUE
Your winning prize is now deposited with a BANK insured with your REF.NO:ROEUSP7775553 for security reasons and will be released for payment by the order of the LOTTERY BOARD after the datas have been verified. We ask you to keep this award confidential and away from public notice until your claim has been processed and your cash remitted to you.
The beneficiary is responsible for the remittance charge of the prize to his/her country.

To claim your prize, please contact your claims agent below, and demand for your lottery claiming form.



MRS Laura SANCHEZ
BANCCAIXA ESPANA
AVDA. GENERALITAT,14
003560 EL CAMPELLO
VALENCIA SPAIN
TEL: 0034.693.548.407
e-mail:bancaixasannzhez33@yahoo.com.hk

Dear Mrs. Laura Sanchez,

I am writing to demand for my lottery claiming form. I see that my prize is deposited with a bank. That is quite good as they are indeed expert in holding monies. I cannot wait until my datas have been verified. I swear I will have you and the whole Lottery Board over for cocktails and pheasant hunting when we claim this prize! We will try a drink I recently invented called a 'Monito', which starts out like a Mojito, but then you soak dollar bills in rubbing alcohol, set them alight, allow the fire to extinguish itself, then use a tobacco sniffer to ingest the ashes nasally. I tell you we'll have bloodied ashen nostrils and we'll make such a joyous commotion the pheasants will not know what hit them. I must warn you I do not know how I will manage to keep my excitement confidential much longer. Bless you Mrs. Laura Sanchez and all of the fine people over at Microword Corporations.

God Speed,
Bub


3 comments:

  1. Look, I have enough scam emails waiting in me spam box to make a scam-bait book. These are really fun to write and I could do tons more, but I don't know if they're as fun to read as they are to write. Let me know~!!!@

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  2. I think they're hilarious and could read them all day long.

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  3. I love them. I would buy a book written by you on scambait.

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no more comments from spam bots. fuck off.

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