Life With Mikey [9-21-09]

By Mikey

I went to a friend's house for the Emmys last night. He had Long Island iced tea. I didn't realize that it had alcohol in it at first. I did once they were doing the Reality Show awards (my favorite category) and I saw two Neil Patrick Harrises. I realized it again when my wife was driving us home and I vomited on the window thinking it was rolled down.

Monopoly is the worst game I have ever played.

A hamburger with American cheese is great and makes me feel like a patriot.

Whatever happened to the Gin Blossoms?

Does anybody know what the kids are up to these days? I have absolutely no clue. Probably doing drugs or something.

Honey Nut Cheerios are better than regular Cheerios, but they're still awful.

You don't see a lot of people wearing sun visors anymore.

I love fishing, but I never saw the movie Gone Fishing because a stunt man died during the filming. I find that sort of thing creepy, no matter how funny Danny Glover may be.

Why would Garfield hate Mondays? He's a cat!

Willow was an awful movie and I usually love anything starring Val Kilmer.

A pizza party is the best kind of party possible.

What's so silly about silly putty? Being able to copy comics is not silly.

A pie fight is an unnecessarily violent way of wasting pies.

Who would wax their car when there's all this rain coming?

Who cares if I eat with my hands? I wash them, so leave me alone.

Hootie and the Blowfish had some good songs and are a great live band.


  1. "A hamburger with American cheese is great and makes me feel like a patriot."

    Just more Tea Bagger evidence!

  2. I have never seen Gone Fishing either, but for very different reasons.

  3. name one good hootie and the blowfish song. ONE.

    some good thoughts here this week, mikey. thanks.

  4. i've seen gone fishing about 7 too many times. and how can you not like honey nut cheerios?! psyho!!!


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