Life With Mikey [3-29-10]

By Mikey 

I just got done watching the Karate Kid. Great film, but I don't get why anybody would want to catch a fly with a pair of chopsticks. I would just try to kill it with a fly swatter.



Can somebody explain the rules of hopscotch to me?

Bill Cosby is the second best person who has ever lived after Jesus Christ.

Italy might be boot-shaped, but if I ever go there I'm only bringing shoes.

I have never seen a waterfall in person.

When is the next Ghost Rider movie coming out?

Even if somebody told me possum meat was great, I still think I'd pass on it.

Barbies might set the bar too high for girls, but GI Joe might set the bar too low for guys.

I cannot get enough of Sinbad's latest special.

Ziggy is my main inspiration.

I'd be honored to be called a hockey puck by Don Rickles, but it would still probably hurt my feelings.

Japan has a lot of cartoons about robots. I wonder why that is.

The jokes on Laffy Taffy are bad, but they're better than no jokes at all. That's why I don't buy Butterfingers.

Capoeira is so cool. It's better than dancing and better than fighting, yet it's somehow both.