ok soooooo i was at my friend beths house and we were looking at utube videos (i always go to beths house to watch utube vids bc she has a computer in her room instead of in the living room where mine is and i always get yelled at for watching bieber videos lol i know soooooo annoying) when she showed me the best thing ever omg i am not lying 2 u
maybe i should start by saying that i hope u dont think i am a poser. i havent read the twilight books bc i just dont like reading v much. i got the first one on books on tape at the library but i got bored listening to the voices cos they are NOT the voices from the movie ...i can tell the difference this is NOT the real edward. but i have seen both movies at least like idk maybe 5 times which is a lot cos i usually dont get to watch movies unless its my moms workout videos bc she makes me do aerobics with her cos im big boned
if u havent guessed by now let me tell u what i saw.......the eclipse trailer... from the twilight movies. plz watch it right now i promise u will not regret it
ok first thing i hear is edward the vampires sexy voice and the first thing i see is this:
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sooooo cute. the next shot kinda the same:
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ok let me explain.....the reason i like these shots so much is bc they remind me of one of my all time favorite pics:
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next we get the idiot blonde i dont care about saying something. idk and idc. then we get something rele important. bella and edward in a bed. yes in a bed i am not joking:
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with this next pic i feel like i have died and gone to heaven. if i was in a bed w/ edward i would do a lot of the things i read about in my older sis's cosmogirl magazine hehehe 0:-)
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then a bunch of boring stuff happens like bellas daddy saying stuff to her idk i wasnt rele listening. then....wait for it
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this shot says "IT ALL BEGINS WITH A CHOICE," which i know my daddy says when he talks about abortion cos i know he is against choice lol does that mean hes team edward?? lol i hope so cos daddy is always right. at least that what he says to mommy
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omg then the screen turns black . not going 2 lie i got a lil scared
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then that dumb red headed b*tch comes back omg h8 her sooooo much. look at her flying through the sky what is she a bird? LOL
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next they say some more stuff blah blah blah lol......then it hit me like my daddy does when i act out : a pic of jacob with his shirt off
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okkkkkkkk lol pics like this make it kinda hard to be team edward
then when the 1 min and 30 secs (secs or sexs??? LOL) of pure heaven are over i see this:
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which kind of reminded me of this bumper sticker daddy has on his car:
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ok i g2g look at pics of puppies ttyl
This was so funny. I predict this will be the all time most read article on OYIT by the end of summer.
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow Ashlee, this was f*&^n' great!!
ReplyDeleteyour writing has matured immensely this semester. A+, or a solid B at least.
ReplyDeletebtw, i think you might be interested in this article bitch magazine wrote about twilight. it's a must-read for any true fan!
http://bitchmagazine.org/article/bite-me-or-dont
Ashlee, although I think you are legally retarded, your passion for Twilight is an inspiration for us all.
ReplyDeleteOMG ashlee, edward is so hottt!!! i h8 bella lol! next time you come over we're watchign the jonas brothers movie again!
ReplyDeleteAshlee. You're everything I hate about everyone.
ReplyDeleteas a die-hard twilight fan (or twihard to the REAL fans) i found this article informative and titilating (that's not meant in a sex way -EWWW!!!)
ReplyDeletei can't wait for the next one!! maybe you, me and beth could all go together! it would be soooooo aaawwweeessssooommmeee!
Haha, this article is just a parody of Kaleena.
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