One Week In-tertainment (4-24-10)

By Jake 

Britney Spears' father has banned her from leaving home without a bra. He's tired of (according to a friend) seeing her nipples all over the place.

The Green Hornet has been moved back to January 11th so they can make it 3D.

Randy Quaid is facing jail time for skipping court dates. It should be because he's in so many awful movies.

Sharon Osbourne wants to turn her breast implants into paper weights. So gross, right?

John Gosselin has a faux hawk now. All I know about this guy is that he's a douche bag and has a bunch of kids. Why is he a celebrity?

Sandra Bullock's husband is still a nazi asshole.

Heather Locklear was arrested for a hit and run accident. At least she's getting in the news I guess.

Not really news in the technical sense, but my dad watches the show Glee.

Parenthood was picked up for a second season.'s Article of the Week
This week People tells us five things we must know about Emma Stone. #1 is who she is in the first place.


  1. I am appalled and disgusted that your father watches Glee. It took a lot of guts to be upfront about this, Jake, and I respect you more as a writer for it.

  2. I WATCH PARENTHOOD! gr8 thoughts re: john gosselin

  3. I watch Glee! I can't defend or justify it... other than that the lead high school guy reminds me a lot of Chris Kline's character in Election who I love. I always wished I was a handsome, popular, well-intentioned dolt.