One Week In-tertainment (5-15-10)

By Jake 

The Sarah Silverman Show has been cancelled...and it's your fault. Thanks a lot, poindexter.

A Pac-Man movie is rumored to be in the works. You know who would be perfect to play Pac-Man? Justin Bieber. Whoever that is.

The RZA (of the Wu-Tang Clan) is putting together a deal with Universal to distribute his directorial debut, "The Man with Iron Fists."

Iron Man 2 had the fifth highest opening in the US. I guess Katy and Roger Ebert couldn't derail it.

Interpol bassist, Carlos Dengler, has left the band delivering a huge blow to fans of 2002.

David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Stella) will direct a new movie starring Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston(!!)! It will be called Wanderlust and is to be produced by Judd Apatow. The film will be scripted by David Wain, Paul Rudd and Ken Marino. This is going to be great.

Bad Boys 3. Early Oscar contender?

Did you want to see a Judge Dredd movie in 3-D? Good news, you will get the chance unless you die/go blind before its release.

Universal Soldiers 4 is coming and it's going to be in 3-D. I don't know where it's going to be in 3-D. Surely not a theater.

Kate Hudson was named Almay Global Embassador. I guess in case aliens invade.

Haim Saban has re-aquired the rights to The Power Rangers from Disney and is bringing the show about the struggle between the titular heroes and giant monsters to Nickelodeon.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer are set to star in a new TNT legal dramedy called "Raising the Bar." Nothing to make fun of here.

The Wanda Sykes Show is cancelled. Rest in Peace.

As Keelin told us yesterday, Law & Order has been cancelled after 20 seasons. Read her article for jokes.

Larry King and his wife are not getting divorced. Sorry ladies.

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Peace to our Falled Homies
Lena Horne

2 comments:

  1. Ye, me 'n' Jake discussed this over the weekend, I am looking forward to it, he can't move beyond 'Friends'. I am STOKED for a reprise of Power Rangers

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