Life with Mikey #94

By Mikey 

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Instead of remaking old movies, they should make them like they used to.

Nothing beats summer heat like a ice cold Yoo-hoo.

I haven’t paid for a haircut in nine years.

Circus freaks were probably hit hard by the recession.

I’m more afraid of gangsters than I am of zombies or Frankensteins.

Ritz and peanut butter is top-notch snack.

Cherry Dr. Pepper really tastes a lot like cherries!

The lottery is a great way to lose a lot of money.

I forgive BP.

Bands aren’t allowed to rock as hard as Silverchair anymore. Record companies won’t allow it.

Applebee’s is too expensive.

What in the blue blazes is a tweet?

Holiday Inn has great pillows.

Somebody ought to make a movie about basketball.

I don’t kid around when it comes to bears.

3 comments:

  1. At least it took you a year to forgive BP!

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  2. WTF Do YOU DO about bears then Mikey?!

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