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Instead of remaking old movies, they should make them like they used to.
Nothing beats summer heat like a ice cold Yoo-hoo.
I haven’t paid for a haircut in nine years.
Circus freaks were probably hit hard by the recession.
I’m more afraid of gangsters than I am of zombies or Frankensteins.
Ritz and peanut butter is top-notch snack.
Cherry Dr. Pepper really tastes a lot like cherries!
The lottery is a great way to lose a lot of money.
I forgive BP.
Bands aren’t allowed to rock as hard as Silverchair anymore. Record companies won’t allow it.
Applebee’s is too expensive.
What in the blue blazes is a tweet?
Holiday Inn has great pillows.
Somebody ought to make a movie about basketball.
I don’t kid around when it comes to bears.