Turkeys are one the most ridiculous looking animals on God’s Earth.
Pogosticks are overdue for a comeback.
Gremlins don’t scare me, but Ghoulies do.
Laffy Taffy is just okay, but the jokes can be pretty funny.
I was sad to hear that Michael Jordan died, but glad to find out it wasn’t true.
Carpet is better than rugs.
Window air conditioners are just glorified fans. Stop wasting your money.
People on heroin can make good music, but I’d never let one watch my kid.
In the 80s people were too interested in other people.
Onion rings are the best thing you can do with an onion.
I am trying to eat less sausage.
Throwing garbage on the street is not classy.
Swiss cheese is good, but not versatile.
If porge is too hot, you can wait about five minutes and it will be “just right.”