My son doesn't believe in Santa Claus any more, but he still wants to watch The Santa Clause. Maybe he just likes the legal system.
"Home Alone" is a great Christmas movie that can be enjoyed all year long. I like when people get hit with stuff.
Putting popcorn on a string used to be a fun project, but now it is impossible for me to not eat all of the popcorn. I don't even like popcorn that much! Now it's all expensive tinsel strung up everywhere.
Ornaments only have one use--for my wife to waste our money!
Frosty the Snowman
Frosty the Snowman was turned into a real-life snowman with a magic hat. I find it weird that atheists believe in this story but have trouble with The Bible.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
I celebrate the 12 days of Christmas by eating a different Arby's sandwich each day. Today is the Ultimate Angus Philly and tomorrow is standard roast beef and some au jus, of course.
What is the Chirstmas equivalent of "The Monster Mash"?
Why aren't there any songs about Christmas? They're either about decking halls, Santa, bells, angels or Jesus. There are no songs directly about Christmas!
"Jingle Bell Rock" is my kind of rock and roll.