Untertainment Weakly (5-4-12)

By Jake

Ryan Seacrest is joining “Today.”

Patrick Dempsey saved a teen who crashed his car by prying him out of the car with a crowbar.

Will Ferrell is set to host “SNL” on May 15.

Matthew McConaughey may star in an HBO series about a serial killer.  It’s called “Dexter.”

Netflix is considering bringing “Jericho” back from the dead.

“Two and a Half Men” will be getting a tenth season.  This proves whether there is a God or not.  There is.

“Girls” and “Veep” have been renewed for second seasons.  Racists cheer.

A “Daredevil” reboot is in the works.

A new “Hulk” movie is in the works.

A bunch of super hero movies are in the works.

Diane English has been in talks with CBS and Candice Bergen to bring back “Murphy Brown” for a few episodes during the 2012 presidential election.  I may not be a huge fan of “Murphy Brown,” but this is a really cool idea.

Michelle Rodriguez has joined “Fast & Furious 6” and “Machete Kills.”

Mitt Romney may do “SNL” in the fall.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants to remake “Little Shop of Horrors.”

Mick Jagger will host the last "SNL" of this season.  Lots of news on "SNL" this week, I guess.  I'm sorry.

Matthew Perry Watch

Matthew Perry hopes to come back for season 4 of “The Good Wife.”  I certainly hope this isn’t just teasing us.  Matthew Perry on “The Good Wife” and on “Go On”?  I am in the midst of a faint contemplating that much MP. 

Here is a description of "Go On" from the Hollywood Reporter: "Go On centers on an irreverent yet charming sportscaster (Perry) who tries to move on from loss and finds solace from the members of his mandatory group-therapy sessions."

Movies Out This Weekend
Avengers - This movie kicks off the summer blockbuster movie season.  Rotten Tomatoes has it at 93%.  It has a bunch of super heroes and Samuel L. Jackson wearing an eyepatch.  I will be seeing this today with my wife and some friends in glorious 3D!  

Movies I Watched This Week
Cabin in the Woods 9/10
Girlfight 6.5/10

Song of the Week
  Blue skies eyes full of lead by Tubetop
This is a song from our friend Ali.  She has been making sketches with Bub and I the last few weeks, so you will be seeing her soon on OYIT.  I really enjoy her songs.  She has a great voice and is a weirdo.


  1. Also a guy from the Beastie Boys died today.

    1. Dude that's fucked up. RIP Adam Yauch.

    2. Now Tibet will never be free!

  2. Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk is amazing. They have wasted time and millions with the other jerk-off "hulks" (if you could even CALL either of those jokers the Hulk).
    Also, the Today show is where all the should-have-been 15-minute famers will eventually meet up. It's kind of like their hell.