Showing posts with label untertainment weakly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label untertainment weakly. Show all posts

Untertainment Weakly (11-16-12)

By Jake

Jessica Lange will return to “American Horror Story,” which has been renewed for a third season.

The Octomom was accused of being an octopus.

Alexander Skarsgard is playing Tarzan in some bullshit movie.

Elizabeth Banks had a second baby via surrogate.  This is just an excuse to post a picture of her.

The puppeteer of Elmo was accused of having sex with a child, but then unaccused of it.

Louis C.K.’s next stand-up special will air on HBO.

There will not be a “Friends” movie, thankfully.  Who would want to see that?

Shirley Jones has joined the cast of “Cougar Town.”

A sequel to “Hotel Transylvania” is coming in 2015.

“Girls” has been renewed for a third season before the second season even debuts.

Blind Item
A certain TV star was seen at a restaurant in LA reading an old issue of "Newsweek" and became so enraged at President Obama that he yelled at his black waiter.  Shame on you!

Matthew Perry Watch
Matty will return in 2013 to “The Good Wife.” Hardest working man in show business!

Movies I Watched This Week
The Amazing Spider-Man 6.5/10 Not as awful as I was expecting, but the first hour of the movie was pretty much the same as the first “Spider-Man” movie with more skateboarding.
Moonrise Kingdom 9.5/10 A really great movie with a crazy cast.  The two teens that star in the movie are fantastic.

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Untertainment Weakly (11-9-12)

By Jake

Disney is producing a sequel to the classic show “Boy Meets World” called “Girl Meets World” about Cory and Topanga’s daughter.

The writer of “Toy Story 3” is rumored to pen “Star Wars 7.”

The Rock is playing Hercules in a new stupid movie.

Lark Vorhees denies having mental health issues.

Joe Biden will guest star on an upcoming episode of “Parks and Recreation.”

Mark Wahlberg is rumored for the next shitty “Transformers” movie.

Paul Thomas Anderson wants to make a comedy.

Another “NCIS” spinoff.  Eat some cum, CBS.

Warner Bros. are considering making a “Casablanca” sequel.  Better than a remake, I guess.

NBC ordered five more scripts to the best show on TV, “Whitney.”

Matthew Perry Watch
Did everybody watch Matthew Perry’s guest spot on this week’s “The Good Wife”?

Movies I Watched This Week
None :(

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Untertainment Weakly (11-02-12)

By Jake

G4 has canceled it’s long-running flagship show “Attack of the Show.” This was the launching pad for Olivia Munn.

The Dwight themed spin-off of “The Office” has not been picked up by NBC.  RIP “Shrute Farms.”

NBC is turning “Up All Night” into a multi-camera sitcom with a live studio audience.

USA has canceled “Fairly Legal” and “Common Law.”

“Community” is coming back in February, but will be back next week in Canada.  So torrent away.

Christopher Waltz will be playing the villain in the next Muppets film.

“Wilfred” was renewed by FX for a third season.

Disney bought Lucas Films and plans to make another shitty “Star Wars” movie.  Hooray!

Matthew Perry Watch
“Go On” is holding strong with 6 million viewers.  That’s twice as much as the average episode of “30 Rock.”


Movies I Watched This Week
Scre4m 3/10 Very terrible.  It is as bad as the title, which uses a number for a letter, would suggest.
Beatles Stories 7/10 Somewhat interesting documentary, but not completely necessary.  The most interesting story is about John Lennon supporting Ronald Reagan.
Safety Not Guaranteed 7/10 Pretty good flick.  Funny enough, but kind of indie.

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Untertainment Weakly (10-26-12)

By Jake

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning to the role of “Conan the Barbarian,” this time portraying him as a man dying of deflated roid muscles.

Ryan Gosling has mercifully decided not to star in a remake of “Logan’s Run.”

Taylor Swift sold a million copies of her new record.  It is actually pretty good.

“Elementary,” “Arrow” and “Vegas” have received full season orders.

“Paranormal Activity 5” is happening.  Get ready for more watching people sleep.

Louis C.K. is hosting the November 3rd episode of “SNL.”

There is probably going to be a “Family Circus” movie.  It just got screenwriters.  Sounds like a great fucking idea!

Matthew Perry Watch
Jennifer Aniston is no longer close “Friends” with Matthew Perry.  She has turned down numerous pleas to guest star on “Go On.”  Hang in there, Matty!

Movies I Watched in the Last Month
Spring Breakdown 5/10 Parker Posey, Rachel Dratch and Amy Poehler play a trio of mid-30 dorks that go to spring break to keep tabs on a senators daughter and cut loose.  Sometimes funny, mostly not.

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Untertainment Weakly (10-19-12)

By  Jake

NBC has canceled Dane Cook’s sitcom “Next Caller” before it even aired.  The episodes will not be shown.

Celebrity crushes Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting the “Golden Globe Awards.”

Adam Scott signed on to produce three more specials for Adult Swim.

NBC has canceled “Animal Practice” and replaced it with “Whitney.”

Newsweek is ending print publication.  Now how will I know that Obama is a bad president because he’s black?

Tom Hanks said “fuck” on “Good Morning America” today.

Matthew Perry Watch

Matthew Perry has signed up David Beckham for a cameo on the hit sadcom “Go On.”

Movies I Watched in the Last Month
Argo 7.5/10 - Good, but pretty dry.
That’s My Boy 6.5/10 - Much better than expected.  My wife and I both thought it was funny.
The Baby Makers 5/10 - Another shitty Broken Lizard-related movie.  A few mild laughs.

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Untertainment Weakly (10-12-12)

By Jake


The fourth season of “Louie” will not air until 2014.

“Community” and “Whitney” have been put on hold, in theory to replace some of NBC’s shows that will be canceled.

On “Monday Night Raw,” professional wrestling superstar CM Punk punched a fan in the audience.  The fan was wearing sunglasses inside and they were not Oakleys, so it was justified.

Sexy librarian Rachel Harris and Angela Kinsey of “The Office” landed a pilot over at Fox called “Dirty Blondes.”

NBC has slashed Jay Leno’s pay in half.  Fuck Leno.  He can commit suicide by turning on his 500 cars and suffocating.

The “Munsters” reboot is going to have a special airing in two weeks as part of Halloween.

The premier of "Community" and "Whitney" have been delayed, which is possibly good news since neither show is likely to die on Friday now.

Stevie Nicks apologized for saying she would kill Nicki Minaj.

Anne Hathaway is attached to star in a new romantic comedy co-written by Mindy Kaling.

Rapper Nelly was detained for possession of heroin, a loaded gun and 10 pounds of weed.  It may have taken him 10 years, but KRS-1 finally won.

Matthew Perry Watch
"Go On" has been given a full season order!  Congrats to Matt.

Movies I Watched in the Last Month
Looper 9/10 I really liked this movie.  It’s about time travel and has Bruce Willis killing a bunch of guys with guns.  What could be better?
X: The Unheard Music 9/10 The great band X has a great sort-of documentary and this is it.  Very enjoyable.
Pitch Perfect 7/10 Incredibly stupid, but fun.
Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie 7/10 An incredibly fucked up movie that does not even for a second try to be likable or anything but completely weird and unappealing.

Project X 7/10 Teens have a crazy party: The Movie.

Song of the Week

Untertainment Weakly (9-21-12)

By Jake

James Brolin will play Jeff Winger’s dad on “Community.”

James Gunn will direct Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy.”

Sony is making a “Manimal” movie.  

Rob Reiner and Jamie Lee Curtis will play Zooey Deschanel’s parents on “The New Girl.”

Bill Maher will guest on “The Good Wife.”

Bravo will be making a “Heathers” TV series.

Tina Fey will lend her voice to an upcoming episode of “The Simpsons.”

Tricia Helfer will guest star on an episode of “Community.”




Matthew Perry Watch

“Go On” seems to be a big hit!  Way to go Matty!

Movies Out This Weekend
Dredd 3D - Fuck Dredd and fuck you if you see this piece of shit movie.

The House at the End of the Street - J. Law returns with this film.  Her mom is played by Elizabeth Shue.  On paper this sounds like the best movie ever made.  In reality, it is probably awful.  Use your money to buy some acid.

DO NOT SEE ANY MOVIES EVER.

Movies I Watched in the Last Month
Singin’ in the Rain 8/10 A great movie, but certain musical numbers go on too long and become boring to me.  I just want to learn about the transition from silent films to talkies.
Robocop 10/10 Great movie.  One of my favorites.
Never Been Kissed 3/10 Real piece of shit.
MacGruber 8/10 Loved it.
The Brothers Solomon 7.5/10 Very funny and weird.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 8/10 A very underrated comedy co-written by Judd Apatow.
We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen 8/10 Good documentary about a great band.
The Rock-a-fire Explosion 7/10 Documentary about the Showbiz Pizza band.
Beasts of the Southern Wild 9/10 Really good movie.
Poptopolis 7/10 A pretty cool documentary about a really shitty film maker.  
Girls Just Want to Have Fun 2/10 Shitty.

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