I did a lot this summer. Boy, oh boy, did I have a ball! I
learned lots of lessons and saw lots of things.
June started out with a bang – I did my first solo comedy
showcase and got some pretty constructively critical notes on it. No SNL for
me, but luckily there’s always room for improvement - lots and lots of improvement! Then I wasted $20 on a
workshop about becoming a published author. I learned that sometimes, published
authors hold workshops just to promote their own shitty books and perform some
failed stand-up material!
July started out with two bangs – first my Friday flight to
New York City (the city of dreams!) got delayed until Saturday, then my flight
home on Sunday got cancelled all together! I learned that no one at Spirit
Airlines actually has a spirit and that booking a brand new flight on another
airline costs hundreds of dollars that you don’t get back. I went to the beach on the two hottest days of the summer. July was the month I
started seeing a therapist!
August started just like normal – with a bang! I moved
into a brand new apartment that I love! I traveled to Spain and France where I
ate prosciutto and got chased by a homeless man, respectively. Then my best
friend moved away! I learned that life is short and you have to make yourself
happy, even if that means deciding to stop being everyone’s bitch. So I quit my
job! This girl is nobody’s bitch!
This summer sure was eventful – and one I won’t soon forget!
This article started off with a bang and never let up. Now I'm deaf from all the banging!
ReplyDeleteYou had more Bangs this summer than TBS's Wednesday night lineup.
ReplyDeleteI would have told you that workshop was a scam but you never asked!
Is prosciutto pork sashimi?! Did you steal a homeless man's prosciutto?!? Will you please steal a homeless man's prosciutto? What's he doing with prosciutto in the first place!! Sounds like you had a great summer!!!
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