Life With Mikey [5-4-09]

By Mikey

My wife started to snore last night. I couldn't believe after all this time sleeping with my wife she have never snored. So now I have to sleep with headphones on playing my old records from A-Z every night. I am already on Led Zeppelin after 3 days. Needless to say I haven't slept much.

  • Piracy isn't killing the movie industry lazy theater workers are to blame.

  • Have you tried that new Mountain Dew: Throwback? It's got real sugar and real sugar apparently means REALLY good flavor. I love the stuff.

  • Redbox is awesome. Rent a movie for a buck a night....yes please!

  • Al Franken: you're just not that funny.

  • Fishing is so relaxing.

  • I can't believe it's already almost halfway through 2009. It feels like just yesterday it was 2008. Not literally of course.

  • Why am I am so afraid of swimming pools at night.

  • Where's my government bailout for the declining interest my son takes in his toys.

  • When the babies said things in the movie Look Who's Talking I laughed very hard. I bet if I was drinking milk it would have come out of my nose. Thankfully I never touch the stuff.

  • Cobb County is in my top ten favorite counties.

  • The Cereal monsters were not very scary. Not to me, at least.

  • There's a lot of pirates around these days, but none are as intimidating as Captain Hook was in Peter Pan, even if he was afraid of crocodiles.

  • I misuse "player hater" more than any other phrase.

  • Chewabacca is the James Dean of outer space.

  • Even though baseball players chew tobacco it's still a pretty gross habit.


    1. Milk is high in calcium you cad. You drink milkshakes but you won't have one w/o the shake...pathetic.

    2. the first thing i've agreed with mikey on thus far: tobacco is GROSS.

    3. mikey seems a bit chipper these days, especially taking into account his lack of sleep. which probably explains his lack of question marks.