Life with Mikey [6-22-09]

By Mikey

The other day I decided to head down to the 7-11. I was thinking to myself, when was the last time you had a Slurpee. It had to have been at least six months. I went there and they have these new Transformers flavors. Maybe it's just in my head, but it tastes like motor oil to me. They're still pretty cold, though.

My son has one of those scooters with all the wheels in a straight line. I'm so jealous!

Does anybody else hate the feel of polyester on their skin?

I was reading the newspaper the other day and thought to myself "What will I do when these don't exist?" I guess I won't read anymore.

I wish old movies were in color.

Why aren't their many rickshaws in America? Seems like a pretty good way to make a living.

I like Conan O'Brien's new Tonight Show because it's edgier than Jay Leno's was without being TOO edgy. You know?

All this juice is made from concentrate and it's driving me crazy.

I am never going to fix that doghouse.

If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, what's the second most important? And who made that rule?

Remember the TV show A Different World? What was up with Dwayne Wayne's glasses?

When was the last time you read the comic strip B.C.? I'm too enthralled with Zits to even glance at it.

I never really understood what having a cousin "once removed" meant. If you have any idea what that means please let me know so I can start using it in daily conversation.

MC Hammer's pants were so ridiculous, but I still wanted a pair when Adam's Family Values came out.

How can anybody be bored when there is so many Youtube videos of that cat playing a keyboard.

Do I still have to keep these receipts even after I have filed my taxes?


  1. Mikey, you giving props to keyboard cat is the first thing I've agreed with you on since you said we should reinstitute "sundown laws."

  2. there are rickshaws in Iowa City. The company is called "the green taxis"
    mikey you doffus.

  3. I remember Dwayne Wayne from a Different World, Mikey!

  4. Mikey, if you don't fix that dog house, I'm calling the animal shelter to come and take your dog.

  5. i sympathize re: polyester, mikey. i refuse to buy polyester or even poly-cotton blend underwear.

  6. What WILL we do without newspapers? Excellent, just excellent.

  7. I picture that a young Jonathan Lipnicki is speaking everytime I read a Mikey post.