Life with Mikey [7-20-09]

By Mikey

My son has played in a few baseball games this summer. He's doing a good job mostly, but not last Saturday. He dropped a ball and some of the other dads and moms were really getting on their case. I wonder if that's part of the reason those kids killed all those other kids at Columbine. It's not nice to yell at children playing baseball, is the point I'm trying to make.

Nobody can beat me at Connect Four.

My favorite ice cream topping is hot fudge. I don't like it too hot though.

Billy Ocean is actually a pretty good live performer.

John Goodman's character on Roseanne was an everyman. Even though I never built a boat in my garage I still related to him.

If I could travel in time, I would go back and see The Eagles live when their tickets were affordable.

Spaghetti without meatballs? No thanks.

Cigar smoke smells worse than a funeral parlor.

I have no problems with Obama so far, but I don't read the newspaper or watch the news. Tom and Jerry is as close to current events as I get.

Big League Chew is one of my favorite foods.

I cannot use a yo-yo and I'm not happy about it.

What's up with those long styrofoam noodles kids play with in the pool?

I will never join you in a game a Yahtzee. Don't even ask.

I'm not pro-drugs or anything, but I can't help but laugh when I listen to my Cheech and Chong records.

The Noid hated pizza, but he was the mascot for a pizza chain. Try to make sense out of that!

Wilford Brimley should have won an Oscar for Cocoon.


  1. Mikey, I wouldn't ask you to play Yahtzee if my life depended on it.

  2. Big League Chew is gum, not food. You're such a dummy.

  3. John Goodman's character on Roseanne is everything I want in a husband. Also, I saw Billy Ocean live when he opened for John Legend at the Savvis Center in St. Louis and he sucked. He didn't even play Caribbean Queen.

  4. john goodman's character on roseanne is my dream man second only to devon sawa

  5. those styrofoam pool noodles are instruments of death. people only give them to their children if they want them to drown.
    or are they flotation devices? i don't even care anymore.