Life With Mikey [9-28-09]

By Mikey

Tostitos might be more expensive than a lesser brand of tortilla chips, but the ones shaped like little bowls are totally worth the extra money. You can put a small amount of soup in each chip and you save money on dishes, except for the plate you have to put the chips on.

I have a celebrity crush on Rachel Ray.

I don't drink often but I enjoy a glass of Sutter Home with dinner occasionally.

If there's a more exotic fruit than pineapple I haven't heard of it.

I'd rather die than eat pasta from Domino's or Pizza Hut.

If you are not an avocado fan you and I are going to have some problems.

Cobb salad sounds like it would be a pile of garbage.

I always wear my seat belt, even though I have never been in a car accident.

I don't know much about art. I do know the names of all the painters who the Ninja Turtles are named after.

Where is Danny Devito's Oscar?

Pele might have been good as soccer, but could he cook a pizza? I doubt it.

Why can't every kind of gum be bubble gum?

USA canceled Silk Stalkings too soon. It was way ahead of its time.

Paul Reiser is my favorite author.


  1. Mango, Papaya, Dragonfruit? Come on Mikey, just think for one second before you write this tripe!

  2. What movie should Danny DeVito have won an Oscar for? And your comment about Silk Stalkings is the nadir of this weekly column.

  3. Danny Devito has barely done any movies in the last decade.

  4. Maybe Be Cool? Is that what you're talking about Mikey!?

  5. i'm fairly sure mikey's talking about Deck the Halls. and i'm actually kind of surprised you like avocados.

  6. What about the Devito film where he teaches the military misfits and runs through the training camp?

    Maybe he will get an Emmy for It's Always Sunny.

  7. Renaissance Man and I've seen it far too many times. Stacy Dash is in that shit.