KIND ATTENTION (Partnership Request Follow-Up [SB Vol. 4])

By Bub

MR.Patrick K. W. Chan
(Executive Director & Chief financial Officer)
Hang Seng Bank Limited
83 Des Voeux Road, Central
Hong Kong SAR


It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do
not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to
someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. Patrick K. W. Chan Executive Director & Chief financial Officer of
Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have anobscured business suggestion for you. I will need
you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your
country. It involves the transfer of alarge sum of money.

Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without
hitch.Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning
this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall
share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us I will prefer you reach me on my
private email address below ( and finally after
that I shall furnish you with more information?? about this operation.Please if
you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am
putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture.
Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Best Regards,

Mr. Patrick Chan

Focus on the Family (No Longer)
Thursday, September 24, 2009 10:40 PM


Dear Patrick Seng,

I am glad to hear from you. I was tired of reading emails form Mr. Hong Acia and his disbarred lawyer. Not only did they not Fed Ex me the box full of money they promised, but the lawyer turned States evidence against me at my arraignment. Luckily he only knew about the orphans and my vats of quick-lime never came into it. Nevertheless I have come to expect a certain level of professionalism from the Hang Seng Bank LTD, and I do not feel like I have received it lately. But that is in the past now, the Executive Director is communicating directly with me, asking me not to hunt him while the militia under his command is quite infamous in some 'peculiar game' hunting circles. But that's fine, I wont. As far as I can tell most of you Asians aint even yellow - they're as white as any New Yorker. So you can count on my militia not to engage your militia unless its over some federal government issue. But as far as I can tell you are out to subvert those commies as well as I am and I commend you for it.

You are right to risk your family. No successful man of this century has achieved greatness without throwing his family under the proverbial bus. Families are a Communist institution created to force people engaged in family units into a sense of false complacency, allowing totalitarian dictators to exploit them in front of their own eyes without them even knowing it. Unless of course gays are allowed to have families too which brings down the whole facade and leaves everyone unoppressed, anti-communist and confused.

We are both freedom loving people, you and I, Mr. Seng. I love the freedom that grants me the right to falsely claim the inheritance of a tragically killed Saudi Prince. Heck, I take that freedom for granted. Which is why I am a little frustrated that I haven't received any payments yet. You mentioned your family. I feel I am a part of it. And with that goes the danger of becoming human sport for some rogue investor you (and, I, vicariously) have spurned through banking schemes. That is why we need to reinvent our operation.

I ran this by your counsel, and he didn't have the guts to respond. Instead of wiring that huge sum of Saudi money to the States, lets send it via rat couriers to Yemen where we will start a pro-capitalist freedom militia that will scam the government there out of possibly hundreds of dollars. We take those profits and invest them in a Yemeni novelty heart manufacturing firm. I have reports on the top five there from my novelty-heart business consultant Pigeon Paul. At least three of them are heavily wedded with Barack Obama and/or Harpo Studios. This is a can't miss. We will then funnel those profits into anti-family propaganda and property expansion of your existing bank branches. Let me know your thoughts, and as a token of good faith please send me my cut of $700 in advance. I don't own a bank account so just send it to the United Way and I will go to my local office and demand the $700 in cash. I will take this seed money and charter one of those Russian flights that escape the atmosphere into outer-space where I will try and steal technologies of all sorts (novelty-heart manufacturing, money-launching, anti-family, etc.) from Chinese satellites. They'll never see it coming.

From God's Eye,


  1. Hopefully I will hear from the Bank's President Next, and he will endorse my Yemeni novelty-heart investment proposal

  2. I love Scam Bait. When Mr. Chan says, "Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me." I laughed so loud that I was arrested for disturbing the peace. The Yemeni novelty-heart investment seems very sound and I'd be willing to funnel some money into it if I had any.

  3. haha jake i loled at that line too. these are gr8.

  4. This furnished me with laughter.

  5. I have anobscured business suggestion for OYIT: more scam bait!