Life With Mikey [10-12-09]

By Mikey

I don't see why why people have such a problem with prop comics? Ventriloquists are prop comics and I dare you to name somebody as funny as Jeff Dunham. His ethnic puppets are some of the funniest since Pinocchio.


What in the world is Wing Street and how do I get there?

I do occasionally dust, no matter what my wife might tell you.

I always want to eat a Sausage McMuffin for dinner, but they stop selling them before noon. I probably only want it because I can't have it.

I don't like the way the Boxcar Children glorify being homeless.

I'm not interested in seeing a 3D movie unless it's a theatrical re-release of Jaws 3D.

I could eat a stack of pancakes the size of a tire if I wanted to, but I don't.

Sugar Ray Leonard is much cooler than Sugar Ray the band. Although I've never seen college kids talking about Sugar Ray Leonard, so what do I know?

What in the heck is matzoh?

Why aren't there any sticker books coming out anymore?

The Lik-a-Stix is one of the all time great inventions. There needs to be more edible utensils. I also want to be able to eat the Fun Dip pouches.

The Make a Wish Foundation does some really great work.

Blank Man was a pretty disappointing as far as super hero films go.