By Mikey
I'm sorry that I have missed the last couple weeks. I had to go out of town to the in-laws' house for turkey day. I call it turkey day because I don't want to sit there and list everything I'm thankful for. That's what this weekly column is for.
A violin is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
My wife knows as much about sports as I know about pressing a pair of pants.
I haven't had Arby's in two weeks and I'm starting to get withdrawals.
If it wasn't for cake, birthdays would be very depressing.
I wouldn't even feed an orphan Taco Bell.
Hagar the Horrible is the funniest viking by miles.
If I had to pick one thing that makes Three's Company so funny, I would choose the wacky mix-ups the characters seem to always find themselves.
I have that Jeff Foxworthy book about how to tell if you're a redneck. I am not a redneck, according to the book.
I have eaten spinach at three separate meals in the last week.
Why would a plumber fight a dinosaur? Some video games don't make much sense.
I don't have a Myspace page. I barely even know what one is.
When I turn on the top 40 pop radio station all I hear is songs with piano. What's the deal?
Swearing might be considered lowbrow, but it really gets the point across sometimes.
I still don't know what "this" is in that MC Hammer song.
Charlie Chaplin is funny, but his tramp character is a little too old-timey for me.
Life With Mikey [11-30-09]
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i'm so fucking glad you're fucking back, mikey, you dumbass piece of shit! i'm so fucking glad you fucking like swear words, too!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're eating green vegetables, Mikey.
ReplyDeleteMikey, I found this "Where should I eat?" Fast Food Flow Chart and thought of you. When it asks "would you ever eat at Arby's?" I can hear you saying, "Boy, would I!"
ReplyDeletehttp://eatingtheroad.wordpress.com/2009/11/17/where-should-i-eat-fast-food-edition-flowchart/