Life With Mikey [12-28-09]

By Mikey 



Breakfast is the most difficult meal to eat. When I wake up all I want to do is go back to sleep. My wife then spends so much time yelling at me to wake up that neither of us have time to make breakfast. I usually get McDonalds, but don't tell my wife! Please!

Nobody better disrespect tacos in my presence.

There are a lot of cat videos on Youtube.

I just don't see what's so great about Picasso.

A roach motel sounds like you're giving those guys a nice weekend. If I'm not getting a nice weekend why should they?

If they let horses play football I might become a fan again.

Is it just me or do a lot of great bands start as mediocre and get better over time? Like the Beatles or the Country Bear Jamboree.

Tiger Woods is a millionaire who plays golf, who cares what he does in the bedroom? Leave the guy alone.

This afternoon I got my dirt all over my shoes. Thanks Mother Nature!

The shortest day of the year is December 21st, but what's the longest? Thanksgiving with my in laws.

Darts seems pretty pointless to me.

I surprisingly don't like Yoohoo.

Some rappers rap too fast. It's like listening to the guy from the Micro Machines talk about tiny cars over music.

I have eaten three Denver omelets this week and only one was for breakfast.

Scooby Doo is a pretty good detective. He's no Sherlock Holmes, but he's still really good and very funny.

Ted Turner needs to stop adding color to black and white movies. You're not fooling anybody!

2 comments:

  1. What is your beef with darts?

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  2. Hall of fame: "A roach motel sounds like you're giving those guys a nice weekend. If I'm not getting a nice weekend why should they?"

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