Life With Mikey [1-11-10]

By Mikey 

I can't believe that it's been a whole year since this weblog started. It seems like only yesterday I was asked to write this article, which was an opportunity I leapt at. I hope you have enjoyed it so far, because I have.

A lot of movies had good catchphrases. Beetlejuice had "Showtime!" for instance. No movie ever thought about having "Hoola hoop how 'bout it" as a catchphrase. I think I'm one up on them so far.

When is Camp Candy going to be released to DVD? I'm a John Candy completest.

Fiddle Faddle is really delicious for having such a silly name.

You don't need to be a football fan to enjoy "The Superbowl Shuffle" by the 1985 Chicago Bears. It's one of my favorite songs, but I guess I just like rap.

I've never been to Cambodia, but it sounds pretty nice.

Nobody respects a good bar stool any more.

Mr. Magoo was not as scared of those ghosts as I would have been.

I hate standing in lines so I think I'd also hate line dancing.

If there was a funeral for the Big Mac then I must already be cold in the ground.

Do jigsaw puzzles exist still?

When was the last time you bought a mouse trap? Maybe it's time.

There's two things I'm afraid of: getting yelled at by my boss and being murdered.

TNT is my go-to station for movies.

7 comments:

  1. I'm not going to buy a fucking mousetrap you clod. And of course jigsaw puzzles still exist. They are featured prominently in Saw XIV.

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  2. You're a pretty weird guy, Mikey.

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  3. Thanks Mikey you made my day, you ninny!

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  4. Cambodia is a nice place to live if your name is Pol Pot.

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  5. dear lord, mikey. although TNT is my go-to station for crime shows.

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  6. "No movie ever thought about having "Hoola hoop how 'bout it" as a catchphrase. I think I'm one up on them so far."

    That has to be the most outrageous, bizarre thing you've ever said, Mikey.

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