Life With Mikey [1-25-10]

By Mikey 

I'm not a real art lover. I try to appreciate it when I go to a museum with my family, but everything looks like a Magilla Gorilla coloring book to me. Actually, if there was a Magilla Gorilla exhibit I'd probably like it more than a Picasso one.



I refuse to say "God Bless you" when somebody sneezes. I'm not 10 years old.

Do people still say "doobie?" I need to know when I talk to my son about drugs.

Drinking bleach seems like a pretty weird way to commit suicide.

If you like the rind of a watermelon then you are a disgusting human being.

If I could be any toy I'd choose Wacky Wall Crawler. They seemed like they had the most fun.

I'd chew tobacco if I could blow huge bubbles. Otherwise I'm just not interested.

I would love to buy a DVD of The Many Loves of Doby Gillis, but it's just not possible.

Chewabacca was the real hero of the six Star Wars movies.

Popeye was a cool guy, but he had bad taste in women.

I watched both Fantastic Four movies and I still don't understand the Silver Surfer.

I'll get a haircut when I'm good and ready. Somebody relay that to my wife, please.

People who "trip" and see things probably have interesting stories. I wish somebody would make a documentary or write a book about it.

Dillbert is funny, especially if you've worked in an office.

9 comments:

  1. I don't say "God bless you" either, but that's because it's pointless to have something that's not real bless you.

    Also, Chewie was only in 3 of the Star Wars movies, but I haven't seen episode three, so I could be wrong.

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  2. I hate it when people say "god bless you" to me. I'm not a Christian!

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  3. Olive Oyl is a total butterface.

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  4. People who "trip" and see things probably have interesting stories. I wish somebody would make a documentary or write a book about it.

    Hilarious!

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  5. mikey, you should watch "go ask alice" before you have that talk with your son.

    who do you know who has ever eaten a watermelon rind on purpose?? i've never heard of this phenomenon.

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  6. my favorite this week:

    "If you like the rind of a watermelon then you are a disgusting human being."

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  7. Haha@! I thought that was out of character for Mikey to be so passionate about ANYTHING!

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  8. "Drinking bleach seems like a pretty weird way to commit suicide."

    Give it a shot Mikey.

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  9. Nate why would you suffer through episode 1 and 2 and not watch 3? It's the best of the worst, I guess is what I'm saying.

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