Life With Mikey [3-01-10]

By Mikey 

I was searching 'milkshake' on Youtube earlier today. Did you know that there is a song about milkshakes bringing all the boys to some nice ladies yard? I would love to have her recipe!

That guy from U2 needs to shut his trap.

Is Dr. Oz the Wizard of Oz's brother?

I wish I would have never rented Soul Plane.

I'd choose grape juice mixed with Sprite over wine any day of the week.

What is Waldo hiding from? Somebody should write a novel about that.

Family Matters got a lot of negative press, but it's actually pretty funny.

I can't wait until The Blind Side comes to the Red Box. I love football movies!

Chex Mix needs peanuts.

Yes, I'd love some horseradish on that beef sandwich.

Batman is good, but Dick Tracy has an unbeatable swagger..

French toast is one non-McDonald's breakfast I love.

If I have to listen to one more comedian complain about airline peanuts I'm going to start riding the bus!


  1. Mikey is a shill for "Big Peanut". I hope they induct you in the Peanut Hall of Fame with George Washington Carver, Jimmy Carter, and Charles Schultz.

  2. Agree with the sentiments on Soul Plane. It wasn't as funny or scary as I expected.

  3. Who the fuck would read a novel about Waldo from Where's Waldo? That is the worst idea Mikey has ever had.

  4. French toast? You've gotta be kidding me!

  5. Arby's has French Toastix, Mikey, what the hell is wrong with you - eating at McDonald's!?

  6. buses and planes are entirely different forms of transportation.

  7. What guy from U2? You sound like Bill O'Reilly.