Life With Mikey [4-19-10]

By Mikey 

I'm glad that tax season is over. Now the only tea party I'll hear about is when I watch the new Alice in Wonderland movie when it comes out of Blu-Ray.

My wife always says we're having a family reunion when she serves Uncle Ben's rice. It's kind of cute, but also really annoying.

I hope the fish are biting this year.

A human pyramid seems like it'd be harder to build than the kind you find in Egypt.

If I ever saw an ostrich out of a cage I would run like the dickens.

I don't know if I'd call an astronaut a hero, but I would shake the hand of one.

People who climb mountains probably had a bad childhood.

I haven't heard anybody use the term 'nose candy' in a really long time.

Books on tape will never replace pop music.

The Grand Canyon is not as exciting as I thought, but at least there were donkeys.

I want to get one of those cars that you only have to fill up with gas once every 2000 miles.

I currently cannot get enough sauerkraut.

Goofus is hilarious, but Gallant is just way too straight-laced.

If it was up to me, I would cover all of my food with cheddar sauce.


  1. Mikey quit being racist against Uncle Ben!!

  2. I don't usually agree with Mikey, but when it comes to books on tape not replacing pop music I'm 100% on his side.

  3. If it were up to your bowels, they wouldn't let you near the cheddar.

  4. "I don't know if I'd call an astronaut a hero, but I would shake the hand of one."


  5. Mikey implied he didn't want to hear about the tea parties, so I'm giving him kudos on this one.


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