Life With Mikey [4-26-10]

By Mikey 

My wife thinks my weekly column is too controversial. I just call them the way I see them and nothing else. I'm not trying to get anybody worked up.



I wonder how the youth of today feel about olives.

An iron lung seems like a poor substitution for the real thing.

Snoopy could sleep on his roof and I can't. I guess that's what makes Snoopy so great.

I don't agree with what John Gacy did, but that doesn't mean that I can't appreciate his paintings.

Denny's makes the best bacon.

I'm only going to have three milkshakes this summer.

I looked through the Kama Sutra and was pretty confused.

I never saw what was so great about Bozo the Clown. He was just like every other clown.

I'm glad I don't have to worry about smallpox.

I respect firemen, but I don't respect the ancient Mayans.

Pez candy is better than nearly every other kind of candy.

Cotton is truly versatile.

5 comments:

  1. Your column could not be less controversial. Nobody gives a shit about which color the best Power Ranger is or whatever the fuck you talk about.

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  2. I don't know Jake, I haven't heard someone talk about cotton like that since Eli Whitney.

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  3. "I respect firemen, but I don't respect the ancient Mayans."

    Move to Arizona you xenophobe!!

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  4. Maybe if you try out some of those Kama Sutra positions with your wife, Mikey, she wouldn't think your column was so controversial.

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  5. dear lord.

    olives are one of the only foods i despise.

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