It's been raining an awful lot this last week. I wouldn't mind usually, but I really want to have a barbeque. Making ribs inside seems blasphemous.
Was Gargamel trying to eat the Smurfs or use them for voodoo?
I could beat you at a game of Cooties any day, any time.
I've never seen Top Gun, but I still love Hot Shots.
I order gorditas because I like saying the name. I don't like the taste all that much.
Van Halen should get back together with Sammy Hagar.
Country Time makes the best lemonade. Even hand-made pales in comparison.
My wife bought five candles this weekend. When will this madness end?
Pop-up books were proto-3D movies like Avatar.
Dennis Franz should do some movies.
Somebody explain the rules of dominoes to me. I usually just set them up and knock them down.
Why would you go to an owl to find out how to eat a sucker?
A lot of bands from the 90s only had one hit. I guess that's what made the 90s such a great decade.
Helen Hunt is the most beautiful woman in the world.
The best invention: silly putty.
I've never played Cooties, but I've owned the game at least three time-- MORON!!!
ReplyDeleteJ.C. Watts. I hate to break character, but this is an exceptionally amazing LWM. I love IT and I hate YOU
ReplyDeleteafter this weekend, my love for mikey has deepened beyond words. HE would have checked the batteries, because he is a better man than i will ever hope to be.
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Mikey, have you ever dated a woman before your wife? Candals are a gender-specific addiction. You've got to get her some real help before she burns your house down.
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