Life With Mikey [6-21-10]

By Mikey

I have a big road trip coming up this weekend. I hate being stuck in a car for more than a couple of hours. I do enjoy eating at restaurants we don't have near us. If somebody tells you that Hardee's and Carl's Jr. is the same, then you can't trust that person.

Does Dave Coulier have a Twitter account?

Fishing is better than meditation because you get to eat fish when you're done.

Die Hard with a Vengeance is one of my favorite movies.

I don't see why people are so anti-corporation. They make my toothpaste!

I like Scrabble but it takes me forever to think of a word. My wife can't stand playing with me.

What ever happened to Helen Hunt? She was superb.

Somebody ought to make a comic strip about a dog.

I always tease my son about him liking Miley Cyrus, although he doesn't. It drives him crazy. I do like a few or her songs.

I have never seen anybody play tether ball on TV without getting hit with the ball. I've played it thousands of times without a bruise.

Who the hell would eat goulash?

God made horseradish sauce for Arby's classic roast beef sandwiches.

Coldplay is too British for me.

You don't hear much about sultans anymore. Where are all the sultans?

Since there's this oil spill and everybody seems to be going crazy over oil in general, I decided to exclusively use butter when I cook from now on.


  1. Why would you want to follow Dave Coulier? His humor is all based on impressions.

  2. I don't see how your wife could stand to do ANYTHING with you Mikey, consider yourself lucky

  3. jake! i mean mikey! for the first time in my entire life, i am paying for and using my own internet connection! we can resume our arby's fan club online forum!

  4. Mike, I agree with you on Helen Hunt, but really, corporations have got you over a barrel! They don't just make the toothpaste, they make the tooth brush, too!

    From my Party in the USA to yours,

  5. Dammit Mikey - now my head's spinning.

  6. omg. this was so funny. i'd rather have sex with dave coulier than play scrabble with you.

  7. Nobody asked if you would have sex with Coulier or play scrabble with Mikey, but thanks for the info.