Emails From Mom! Part 2

By Nate

This is chilling...
In 1952 President Truman established one day a year as a "National Day of Prayer."


In 1988 President Reagan designated the First Thursday in May of each year as the National Day of Prayer.


In June 2007 (then) Presidential Candidate Barack Obama declared that the USA Was no longer a Christian nation.

This year President Obama canceled the 21st annual National Day of Prayer ceremony at the White House under the ruse Of "not wanting to offend anyone"


On September 25, 2009 from 4 am until 7 pm, a National Day of Prayer for the Muslim religion was Held on Capitol Hill, Beside the White House. There were over 50,000 Muslims that Day in D.C.


I guess it Doesn't matter if "Christians" Are offended by this event - We
obviously Don't count as "anyone" Anymore.

The direction this country is headed should strike fear in the heart of every
Christian, especially knowing that the Muslim religion believes that if Christians
cannot be converted, they should be annihilated.

This is not a Rumor ?

Go to the website To confirm this info: ( )

Pay particular attention to the very bottom of the page:
I hope that this information will stir your spirit.

The words of 2 Chronicles 7:14
"If my people, Who are called by my Name, Will humble

themselves And pray, And seek my face, and Turn from their Wicked ways,
Then will I hear from Heaven And will forgive their Sin and will heal Their land."

We must pray for Our nation, our communities, Our families, and especially our children.

They are the ones who are going to suffer the most. If we don't PRAY May God have Mercy.


Please pass this on

Maybe someone, somehow can figure out a way to put America back on the map as it was when we were growing up, a safe place to live, and by The Ten Commandments and Pledge of Allegiance.



As we progress into the second half of the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

- I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

- I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

- I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

- Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

- I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.

- MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

- I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.

- I no longer have any money, but that will change once receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOLare sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

- I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.

- I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

- I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

- I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

- THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

- BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

- I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

- I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.

- I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

- AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.

- I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

- I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.

- And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .

- I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.

- THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

- AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up $1.00 coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

- I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.

- I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

- If you don't send this to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . . Oh, by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.

The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want...



  1. I really hope a mom sends us an email about attending that Glenn Beck rally in DC for next time.

  2. I wish more PEOPLE would send me droning EMAILS with randomly capitolized words that emphAsIzE unimportant "factoids" in the e-mail. Reading this made my soul hurt; for you, and this nation and praying muslims everywhere.

  3. Racism and bigotry are American values.


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