Life with Mikey (7-26-10)

By Mikey 

Why do people say things "cut the mustard"? You can't cut mustard, but you can spread it. When I say something can't "spread the mustard" people are confused.



I wouldn't say it's my favorite, but I did find "Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise" very funny.

Computers make people dumber.

I never allow my son to use a calculator.

Mother Goose & Grimm is a sub par comic strip.

My brother's rehab is going great.

I wonder when the next Bush album is coming out.

Beetle Bailey has never been funnier.

The only time I eat eggs is in egg rolls.

Fred Savage needs to star in another sitcom.

I am not a fan of Pablo Neruda's poetry.

Liza Gibbons was a solid talk show host. Maybe they could give her the Tonight Show.

Garbage Pail Kids stickers were pretty funny. I liked that they were gross.

I've never even seen a bong.

Why would anybody see a comedian that acts like a cable guy? Is it because it takes so long for the cable guy to come to your house that you will pay to see one do comedy?

5 comments:

  1. I'm glad to hear about your brother's rehab.

    If Bush releases another album, I am holding you responsible.

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  2. Actually, Fred Savage is producing the new Bush album.

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  3. Anyone who likes Larry the Cable Guy is a masochist.

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  4. i'd kill myself if i were your son. without a doubt.

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  5. I like The Cable Guy! There's a medieval times in the Chicago suburbs. You're still an asshole though Mikey!!

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