Good Morning Dog Days

By Keelin 

Good morning or whatever. It's the end of August, which means the hottest, most miserable time of the year is upon us (unless you're European, in which case you are probably vacationing topless with your mistress and her cousin). It's a well-established fact that nothing good ever happens during the dog days of August, so I'm not even going to try to lift your spirits. Sufficed to say, this season will soon be over and we can go back to blaming our unhappiness on our parents, partners, and jobs.

Today's Dog Day Weather Forecast



I can't believe I even have to tell you this: it's hot! It's hot everywhere, without reason or recourse. Maybe you could buy one of those little personal fans.

Today's Dog Day Film



Why, it's "Dog Day Afternoon." This film was made back in the 1970s, when inflation was high and Al Pacino could still get decent parts. Watch it this weekend and prepare to be amazed and depressed.

Today's Dog Day Celebrity Birthday




Today is the birthday of acclaimed actress Sarah Chalke, a.k.a. "Second Becky." I like to think Roseanne and John Goodman show up at her house to sing "Happy Birthday" to her every year.

Today's Dog Days Prediction




August will end, but not soon enough.

4 comments:

  1. how have i lived 21 years without knowing that today is second becky's birthday?? thanks, keelin!

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  2. It's beautiful in Washington, IL! It's been in the 70s all week!

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