Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek, and Bill Murray have a new movie out called Get Low. Watch the trailer:
Oh, I'm sorry. That was a Lil Jon music video by the same name. I had my parents search for the link using the search engine Google, aka Googling, and, since they are over 45 Years Old, they found that instead. It's completely understandable though. That video has 32 million views. If this trailer gets 32 million views, the entire cast of the movie will probably get addicted to cough syrup, too.
Wait, nope, that's Lil Wayne who's addicted to syrup. Sorry, I have trouble keeping up with the Lil family: the brothers Lil Wayne and Lil Jon of course, and then there's their dog Lil Bow Wow, and their reality star sister Lil Kim Kardashian.
Anyway, the Get Low the movie trailer:
Today's Musical Artist:
Did you hear some bluegrass in that trailer? Good, your ears work, and you were able to hear The SteelDrivers (among others).
Today's Best Blog About Roosevelt Island:
Hands down it's the Roosevelt Islander. I've never even been to New York City, much less Roosevelt Island, but I know a good blog when I see one. The other blog, Roosevelt Island 360 doesn't even hold a candle.
Today's Park51/Ground Zero Mosque Update:
THE GZM IMAM COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET AND PUTS ON A YAMAKA, PROCLAIMS HE'S ALAWYS BEEN A JEW!
(When you read the acronym GZM, do you secretly say "jism" in your head?)
Due to the traffic bump caused by the Roosevelt Island blogger's Google Alerts, the 32 people who will actually read this post will watch the Get Low trailer one million times each causing the entire cast of the movie and the Lil Family to relapse on their syrup addictions. The Lils will quit rap and R&B to become a family bluegrass band with a reality show on MTV2. Roosevelt Island, aka Welfare Island (from 1921 to 1973), aka Blackwell's Island, will sink into the East River and nobody will care.