Life with Mikey (8-25-10)

By Mikey 

They are saying the triceratops never existed. It was just a young version of the torosaurus. What if they find out that no dinosaurs existed? That would be pretty weird.



I'm glad nobody says "Where's the Beef?" anymore. I was getting of tired pointing people toward Arby's. And yes, I know the commercial was for Wendy's.

When is the snow going to kill these dang flies?

I do not know how my son can sit there and eat milk and cookies.

People who sniff airplane glue must be pretty hard up.

Darius Rucker's new album is pretty good, but too country and western for my taste.

Where can I get a Mars Bar? Did they disappear off of the face of the Earth?

There should be a movie about worms hanging out and getting into trouble. Maybe a cartoon.

My dream breakfast: bacon, sausage, fried eggs served on a pile of potatoes and covered in sausage gravy.

Is Young MC going to release an autobiography?

Bill Paxton is my favorite actor.

I guess I will have to wait until next summer to take up surfing.

I enjoy popcorn, but if you served it to me at a dinner party, I would walk out of the door.

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6 comments:

  1. Wendy's is going to get you for undermining their ad campaign! Also, you can get your dream breakfast at most any diner.

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  2. Mikey went back in time this week.

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  3. "I do not know how my son can sit there and eat milk and cookies." uhh?? so stupid, even for you.

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  4. Mikey hates cow's milk. He has mentioned it several times.

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  5. "There should be a movie about worms hanging out and getting into trouble." it's called "Tremors," Mikey!!!

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