Life with Mikey #90

By Mikey 

I'm so close to hitting #100 that I can taste it, and it tastes almost as delicious as an Arby-Q. Leave a comment about what you like to eat.

I don't want to be buried of cremated. They both seem scary.

My wife spends too much money on candles. I can't even get that new fishing rod I have been wanting for a while.

When are they going to name some new saints?

Godzilla is one of my heroes.

There's never a good reason to be impolite.

I wonder if kryptonite can be used to power cars.

Mannequins freak me out.

What the heck is an amber alert?

I'm glad that you don't have to be a slave to ride on a boat anymore.

I wish I would have been able to tell Michael Jackson how much I loved him before he died.

Mr. Peanut is classier than most humans.

I never make jokes about cancer. I don't want to tempt fate.

Holiday Inn is a hotel. I just do not understand rap music.

They call steroids "juice," but steroids aren't good for you and juice is. Talk about a mixed message.

1 comment:

  1. i like to eat morningstar brand fake bacon! i'll never understand people who are "into" candles.